Cool Stuff and Stuff - I'm like 297 days late but, Happy Birthday Al Gore! Damn! You got Marilyn Monroe. All I got for my birthday was some drunk fat guy saying he was Elvis. - 1UP has a interview with the kick ass creator of Psychonauts, Tim Schafer! - Zogby finally has a new poll on the upcoming Senate and Governor race. - President....Governor Bush has hit new lows in public opinion for his handling of Iraq and the war on terror and for his overall job performance. Polling also shows the Republican Party surrendering its advantage on national security. Just 36 percent of the public approves of his job performance, his lowest-ever rating in AP-Ipsos polling. By contrast, the president's job approval rating was 47 percent among likely voters just before Election Day 2004 and a whopping 64 percent among registered voters in October 2002. - I played the demo for Tomb Raider: Legend yesterday. Pretty good. I may buy it next week, but i'll probably be too busy playing Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion. - Lewis Black is coming to a nearby town May 19. I bought tickets for it today. The weird thing is, last year I went to see Bill Maher on May 19 at the same theater. - Clinton still kicks ass in the latest Democratic Nomination for 08: Hillary Rodham Clinton 43 Al Gore 12 John Edwards 11 John Kerry 10 Joseph Biden 4 Wesley Clark 4 Mark Warner 3 Evan Bayh 2 Other (vol.) - Unsure 10 Wouldn't vote (vol.) 1 - John McCain kicks ass in the latest Republican Nomination for 08: John McCain 25 Rudy Giuliani 23 Newt Gingrich 7 Bill Frist 5 Mitt Romney 4 George Allen 3 George Pataki 2 Chuck Hagel 1 Tom Tancredo 1 None of these (vol.) 4 Wouldn't vote (vol.) 1 Unsure 22 - Ok no more damn polls. - My Grandmother needs to have her computer taken away. I mean the only thing she uses the Internet for is to email me This sh*t! I can't take it anymore! - E3 is almost here! Kick ass. - After seeing this YTMND I can no longer listen to Avril Lavigne when she comes on the radio. *Warning you probably don't want to see this* Uhh....man that's nasty! Maybe this YTMND will make you feel better. YAY! - AT SUNDANCE IT RECEIVED THREE STANDING OVATIONS BY MY HOMIES IT WILL SHAKE YOU TO YOUR CORE IF YOU LOVE YOUR PLANET... IF YOU LOVE YOUR CHILDREN... IF YOU LOVE YOUR HOME DAWG.. YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS FILM. BY FAR. THE MOST TERRIFYING FILM YOU WILL EVER SEE. (Take that Silent Hill) LAST AUGUST... DID THE PLANET BETRAY US... OR DID WE BETRAY THE PLANET? FROM PARAMOUNT CLASSICS THIS SUMMER... NOTHING IS SCARIER THAN THE TRUTH. AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH *Pretty sweet preview. OMFG! The World Trade Center Memorial will be under water.* - This is just great! After I spent all my money on that magazine Al Gore was in last month, He's now on the new Vanity Fair! - I bought the new Patton Oswalt: No Reason to Complain DVD today. Pretty funny stuff. - Remember Fine As Double Fine? I'm still working on it. I'm planning on having it up April 19th, to celebrate Psychonauts 1st birthday. I'll have more later in the week. - Ok i'll shut up now. --------------------------------------------------- RockStar's Hot Allah Scandal! *Gasp* *Now With More Jack Thompson Wisdom* *RockStar Games Studio in London, England* Gentleman I have called you all here today for an idea for our next game. Any Ideas? Leki how about a game where you can assassinate famous people! We call it "Crazy Assassination For Kidz". Nah, It won't piss Jackie off enough. How about a game where you play as the prophet mohammad. Yeah he'll be like a suicidal bomber and his friend will be jewish. OMFG! Let's make it! 8 months later CNN will now take you to a live conference held by Jack Thompson. This is like OMFG! RockStar next week will release a new game called Grand Theft Allah. Now I have not seen any pictures of the game nor have I read the preview on IGN.com but I still know this game needs ban. The Demon Monkey's in my Head commands IT! Don't believe me, just check out my slide show. 1.) Rockstar is evil, so is the CEO of take 2. 2.) People all over the world will protest the game. 3.) Hottie! Uhhh.....You didn't see that. Now back to my secret tent of hate. Hah Hah Hah!!! My Homie Al-Zawahiri will take care of you! TWO DAYS LATER... We are really p*ss at RockStar! A jihad on Rockstar and the game! Yes, Yes! Next week well see who will win this battle RockStar. Now I must be off, I'm having my hair done. NEXT WEEK! THE BATTLE WILL BE FOUGHT! I would have it up today but i'm too lazy. 1.)Jack Thompson and Al Gore were once classmates. 2.)Ike Can Hear You.