Yes, damn you with your tight suit, and deadly high heels (I mean it, she has guns in them). Now that your commercial is all over the TV, my consumer brain says - "Waaant.", even though I know we are not meant to be. I can tolerate your Sarah Palins face, Japanese crazy visions and lack of cohesive story in order to get my hands on some awesome gunplay/butt-kicking. I can even get over some fugly angels that haunted my dreams after I played a demo. But poor programming?Poor programming?Poor programming...C'mon maaan! Of all the things that can go horribly wrong with the game(Rogue Warrior, anyone?) bad use of hardware and performance issues don't even register on the radar. With all the focus on graphics, story, combat, sound and voice acting, we assume that developers squeeze out every drop of the consoles power, but then comes out Bayonetta on PS3 and opens your eyes on the fact that you are not the only programmer in the world who doesn't care about loading times. Fortunately for the world I work for insurance company, not a super duper studio. I do not understand how this issue got past QA. Therefore, Bayonetta Developers, shame on you for teasing me for months and moths with this sexy/badass witch and then giving me a choice between playing it/being frustrated with loading times and letting it go, understanding it's not meant to be and starting to expect next awesome game. Damn you.

Today is a sick day! Slacking off work, so I can stay home, play, watch movies and be generally lazy.