Today, I received this PM in regards to my Backyard Wrestling 2 review. I'll save the commentary until after you've read it. Note: this PM contains foul language and a complete lack of proper sentence structuring. Your eyes may bleed.
"alright, i red your review of Backyard Wrestling 2 and yout toally suck dude. only thing i agree is that the soudn effects are missing, yes, that is right. but alright, let me say, WHO GIVES A DMAN BOUT GRAPHICS? real gamers wont give a **** bout graphics, exemple: The Legend Of Zelda. rated one of the best games ever, the *****st graphics ever. and for more, "voice acting"??? have you never heard the Insane Clown Posse voice or something? they recorded their own vocal tracks you stupid ass! not brutal? BYW games are more brutal than whatever you play. and for once more, every seem to comment on how its not wrestling. i wodner why really..maybe because...THEY NEVER SAID IT WAS WRESTLING! wow that makes sense. its BACKYARD wrestling. have you never assisted a backyard wrestling match before? have you never tsarted your own backyard wrestling league? it has about nothing to do with wrestling else than a couple moves. and yeah i agree, there are glitches, that always suck. and the music? its good music, not like stupid as sgame shavin "Barbie Party" **** music. and also, sayin all that stuff, bout the guy stabbin the guy in the eye, wheres your sense of humor? todays peoles sense of humor lacks alot of originality, you cnt even laugh at a fart nowadays else its wrong. and if i had "Someone understands. That someone is Robocop." has my profile, i would tlak much as a ***** peace sucka. JUGGALO FOR LIFE aint no dissin round the ICP, *****! ban me from the site, i dont give a ****, i wont see all you critics sayin **** on games, thats really not reviewing a game the good way. reviewein a game is givin out good and bad points, and sayin who would like that type of game, not going and end it up with "flat-out bad, dont play that game" bla bla, thats just pure ****** ass **** just like you. hope you enjoyed the **** iw rote for ya sucka, and dont forget, ban my acount so i dont see your fat stinkin llama face anymore, bEYAAAAAAAATCH!!!!!!"
It's funny. I don't get good hate mail like this nearly as much as you might think I would. It's great and all, but you know, it's because of people like this that I can't listen to the Insane Clown Posse anymore without feeling an overwhelming sadness.
Anyhow, just thought I'd share with people one of the pure joys of my day. To dude who sent this to me (who is, incidentally, banned now), I thank you for putting a smile on my face.