If it had fewer bugs it might actually be a pretty enjoyable game. I hope the new one has less problems at launch than this dinosaur.

"Girl, you're like the hottest magma oozing from the Tectonic Plate I'd like to order for you at the best restaurant in town. When our continents collide, you'll feel the sudden craggy upthrust of our brand-new mountain range in every one of your orogenous zones. This is no cheap subduction. I've changed my ways since the Pre-Cambrian. I know what you've heard about me, but I don't just want to make the bedrock, I want to write a new epoch with you."

8) epic geology pickup line

blooddemon666

Too long.

" I'm a geologist, can I drill you for a core sample? "

Simple and to the point.