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Boredom should NEVER be an symptom in your life. All you need to do is read this list and Rock-N-Roll!
WARNING: Some of these may result in people chasing you. Always wear tennis shoes and have your escape route planned out! :lol:
1: Whenever someone asks you for something, ask them, "would you like fries with that?"
2: Ask people what gender they are. When they reply, ask - "are you sure?" (Not recommended at Biker Bars)
3: Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and repeatedly saying "blah, blah, blah, blah".
4: Go to your local mall. Walk up to strangers and say: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now." If they answer you, go to plan 3 above. Be prepared to run real fast. :D
5: Drive around your city or town honking at pedestians. Flip them off while driving by. Collect points for reactions:
A: They flip you off - plus 20 points.
B: They wave at you - minus 10 points.
C: No reaction or blank stare - minus 10 points.
D: They trip or run into something while staring - plus 25 points.
Bonus: If they fall down, give yourself 100 points.