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Going on Vacation

Hey guys....

I'm goingto NC onVacation until November 26th. Not sure when I will have the time go get online, but knowing myself it probably will still be frequently. :lol: I'm just visiting my mother-in-law for Thanksgiving week. But I will be traveling around doing stuff. I've been going there every year this time of year for the past 12 years since she moved up there. I love it. She lives on a mountain and the air is so clean and I love to walk around the mountain. My dogs are going to have a blast. My girls are so excited they've been counting the days for two weeks now. I may upload some pictures while I'm there just for the heck of it.

***Now here is the joke of the day***

A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her."

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this."

She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay" he says, "they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way."