- 1. Pay tolls with $100 bills
- 2. When giving directions, leave out a turn or two
- 3. Leave the outdoor Christmas decorations up until March or April
- 4. Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons
- 5. Knock and ask "How is it going?" to someone constipated in a public bathroom stall.
- 6. Develop at least three strategies for cutting into the front of lines
- 7. Announce when you're going to the bathroom
- 8. Chew other people's pencils
- 9. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
- 10. Wear large hats during the movies
- 11. Touch strangers
- 12. Tell little children the truth about Santa Claus
- 13. Bite your dentist's finger
- 14. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
- 15. Leave lipstick prints on people's cheeks and foreheads
- 16. Don't stand during hymns and anthems
- 17. Dance fast to slow music and vice-versa
- 18. Tell people they have bad breath
- 19. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
- 20. Flirt with a friend's spouse
- 21. Sit in the home bleachers and cheer for the other team
- 22. Shake with your left hand
- 23. Use the quote bunnies after every other word you say when talking to someone.
- 24. Adjust the tint on your tv so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way".
- 25. Drum on every available surface.
- 26. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
- 27. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
- 28. Honk and wave to strangers.
- 29. Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.
- 30. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
- 31. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complementary mints by the cash register.
- 32. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
- 33. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
- 34. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
- 35. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
- 36. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
- 37. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
- 38. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
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