1. Ask, "did you hear that cable snapping sound?"

2. Hum the theme from Mission Impossible with yours eyes darting around the elevator.

3. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

4. Apply dripping red paint around the edge of the roof hatch. When someone enters, look upwards and whisper "I think they want in..."

5. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. Press the wrong ones.

6. Attempt to hypnotize the other passengers.

7. Blow spit balls at the ceiling.

8. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers.

9. Blow your nose on your sleeve.

10. Bring a chair along.

11. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"

12. Call out, "Group hug!" and enforce it.

13. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.

14. Challenge people to games of hide-and-seek.

15. Clutch your stomach and gasp.

16. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

17. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

18. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"

19. Give each passenger a round of applause as they enter or leave.

20. Give each passenger a ticket and remind them that door prize drawing is in half an hour.

21. Go into extreme detail explaining how you were trapped in an elevator once for two days.

22. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

23. Hold the elevator door open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi John, how's your day been?"

24. If anyone brushes against you, whisper to them "was it good for you too?"

25. Jump up when the elevator reaches a stop.

26. Leave a box in a corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking.

27. Lick gummy bears and stick them to things (the walls, the buttons, the passengers, etc.)

28. Pick your nose.

29. Place police tape (CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS) on the inside of the doors.

30. Pour water on the front of your trousers, so it looks like you have wet yourself, tell everyone who comes in to the elevator, that you had a little accident.

31. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.