The time of E3 is upon us and speculations run wild.

We all remember Peter Moore sporting his GTA IV tattoo on stage, and the topic of exclusives are as hot as ever.

So I decided to make a little poll. Folks without humor (or 360 owners) might want to skip it ;)

What do you think the chances are that at this years E3, Peter Moore will jump about on stage in a monkey suit and then stick a banana up his tailpipe. All to celebrate an exclusive Ape Escape game on the 360:

1: More likely than MS releasing quality products that don't catch on fire

2: Less likely than Sony or Nintendo getting out of the gaming business

3: Couldn't care less

Answers can be submitted anonymously to the soul of the universe, where it will be stored forever..