Fable rules. If you aren't one of the 400,000+ people who have it, buy it!

Hot Fuss, The Killer's album, rules. Go buy it.

Led Zeppelin is the greatest rock band of all time.

Rain is good. Being in a pool in a thunderstorm is not.

Using the cool MSN feature, I am more inclined to vote for Bush, who I probably will vote for.

Somebody told me you had a boyfriend who looked like the girlfriend that I had in February of last year.

Britney Spears is likely on a narcotic substance.

People only smoke cigars to look sophisticated, which in most cases, they do.

I have a ten dollar bill on my desk.

The word autumnal is cool.

If you're ever playing hangman, you can pretty much win by using the word 'nymph' as it doesn't use a, e, i, o, or u, which are the first guesses, usually.

The absolute value of 0 is 0. The absolute value of -2 is -2, which makes it - -2, which makes it -(-2), which makes it +2, which makes it just 2.

In the days of my youth I was told what it means to be a man.

The synthesizer is cool, and why it went out of style we'll never know, except for The Shadow.

Infomercials are stupid.

I get up, and nothin' gets me down.

Cannons are cool, and so are naval fortresses.

It's really annoying when someone says "Sorry, I ran out for a bit!" on their away message when you know they are playing a video game and just using that as an excuse to look like they are social.

I am, indeed, Sir Sillyness.