Online Friends
by AwkwardRJ on Comments
Why can't we be friends, not real friends of course, because I probably won't like you, but online friends. You see online we can be best of friends, sending messages, like 1 every month, and reading each other's messages. Like stalking a stranger, I want you to stalk me. I won't stalk you, because chances are you are boring and vomit back jokes from The Office. I want to be your friend, just in a world where I can choose to ignore you, but still have that +1 in the friends column.
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