Alright, I finished the design for my first ever old-fashioned gun. The gun would be a one-shot pistol. The barrel would narrow (about 3/4 inch), silver, and be very smooth. It would also have tiny, microscopic holes, so that the recoil would be less. The handle would be dark oak, with a 4-inch knife secretly stored in it. At the end of the barrel (on the bottom side of it) would be a jagged, 8-inch blade with a thin oval hole in the center of it (the blade would look similar to the modern combat knife). There is also an optional accessory for reloading faster: a cylindrical tube with 10 "shelves" inside of it. Part of the shelve would stick out the side of the tube to form a tap. Prior to use, each shelve would be filled with a bullet and some gun powder. The shelve would lock in place to avoid accidentally sliding. The tube would then be mounted vertically on the barrel near the hammer and be locked in place. When a person needed to reload, they could just pull on the tap to slide the shelve out. The bullet and gun powder would fall in to the barrel. All the user needs to do now is cock back the hammer and pull the trigger to fire. The tube could be removed easily and quickly if the user needed to aim more precise. The name of the weapon would be Velocity.

One of the things I like to do in my spare time is design weapons. I went on a forum for the union Fable. One of the topics was that if you create your own weapon for Fable. So I posted a weapon design and everybody liked it. I mean REALLY liked it. One person even suggested sending it to Lionhead. So now I will start posting my weapon ideas on my blog. Tell me what you think. One of my weapon designs (and one of my favorites) is for duel katanas. The blades would be silver and the hilts would be golden. On the blade (near the hilt) of one of them would be pictures of a red phoenix and flames (the flames start to go up the blade, but fade after about 6 inches). On the blade (near the hilt) of the other would be pictures of a blue dragon and ice (the ice would be blue and, like the flames, would go up the blade about 6 inches and fade). The phoenix katana would have the power of fire (like a flame augmentation) and the dragon katana would have the powers of ice (like if Fable had a ice augmentation). The name of the weapon(s) would be Duality. This is the stuff I think up when I'm at school (sometimes it pays to have A.D.H.D.:P).

Happy Halloween everybody! Halloween has always been my favorite holiday (except for Christmas, but that's a given). In honor of Halloween, I'm going to tell you a story about something that happened at my school last year that I find pretty f**king terrifying (I know that my last post was about something that happened at my school, but a HAVE to tell you about this).

Last year in my biology class, we were doing an experiment in which we were using these special rubber tubes that had holes so small that if it had liquid in it, it would not drain out, but if you submersed it in liquid, the liquid the inside the tube would be able to go through the tube. Eventually, one person said "Hey, it looks like a condom!". We laughed because it did look like a condom. Then this one person said 3 words that I never what to hear a high schooler say again: "What's a condom?". At first we thought that he was joking, but then we were like "Oh sh*t, you're serious.". We than told him what a condom and thank God he at least knew what sex was. To this day, I don't know how he could not of have know what a condom was. Between 4th grade through 9th grade (except in 7th grade) we had a one week period once a year where we had to take sex education. We don't have that bullsh*t "Abstinence Only" sex "education" either. in fact, the instuctor show that alot of the "facts" thaught in "Abstinence Only" classes are false. The only way he could not know about condoms is if his parent's said that he could not take sex education, and that is why we still have AIDS in this country.

 ...Wow. I went from wishing you all a happy Halloween to talking about how "Abstinence Only" sex education causes AIDS. How the hell did that happen?

Okay, this is the first time I have EVER written a blog before. I've never planned or thought of writing a blog. I always thought that it would be pointless to write a blog since no one would probably read it, but after reading some other blogs, and realizing it would be a good way to rant about how f**ked up this world is, I just said "You know what, f**k it. I don't care if no one reads it. I just want to say this sh*t and get it off my chest".

So, here I am. Writing this blog. Doing something I never thought I'd do. 

For my first EVER blog entry, I am going to tell you an ironic/interesting/funny/slightly offensive/politically incorrect/true story about something that happened at my school. When ever the Jewish holiday Yom Kippur spans across a school day, it's always been like a free day for us at school. Most of the students do this "Jewish for a day" thing, and because of this only about 20% of the student body shows up for school that day. The teachers don't have any tests, quizzes, or have any homework assigned or due on that day since all of the Jewish students (and 80% of the student body) doesn't show up for school that day. It was also a Monday and on Mondays we have all of our classes at 45 minutes each instead of a block schedule, so the teachers never have tests on Mondays. One teacher actually DID give a test on Yom Kippur, but get this: it was the German teacher! The German teacher gave a test on a Jewish holiday. Did the German teacher wake up one day and was like "How should I appear like a anti-Semitic d*ck? Oh, I know! I'll become a German teacher and give a test on a Jew holiday!". If you're a German teacher and you decide to give a test on a Jewish holiday, are you anti-Semitic or just stupid? Although, in the German teacher's defence, I don't know why a Jewish person would want to learn German.

So, that's my first blog entry. Please tell me how I did and be honest. I don't care if you say "This is a piece of sh*t! F**k you!". Just tell me how I did.