Dear Best Buy,

Why best buy?  After all we've been through! Why would you treat me like this?  Think off all the good times we've had together, it was like a love movie, we were so in love.  Remember that one time I beat that little kid at guitar hero and made him cry, those were great times.  Or when you asked me everytime to get a free issue of entertainment weekly, and I always responded politely with a no.

Well, unfortanetely this didn't have a happy ending like Romeo and Juliet.  It was a horrible ending with deaths and deception.  You made me so happy for a day, but then took it all away this morning, you took away my PS3!  And I don't let anyone take my PS3 away!  NO ONE!  Good Bye!  I'm breaking up with you. 

P.S.  Remember that girl that slapped you at the coffee shop, the one with the red hair.  Her name's Circuit City and I'm getting married to her on November 17th at 8 A.M.  Have fun without me.