Once upon a time in a world really really close there lived a dentist named Giggleruzzboe,and his profession was in fixing cars.He really wanted to be a salseman,but then one day he got a degree in dentistry and from there he got drunk and lost his degree and gained 100pounds off of cotton candy flavored jolley ranchers.He started to buy a car when he was offered a job in fixing them,then he thout he could get a deal on a Hummer if he worked there!So he went to Walmart and bought 200 bags of cotton candy flavored jolley ranchers.When he got back he was imformed on the customer discount,which was that they pay what he pays for a car,he then noticed that all the Hummers were gone.he checked his wallet and found he was broke from buying the jolley ranchers.The next day he went in work and asked the boss for a raise,on his first day he was fired.he walked sadly down the street and into Walmart where he spent the rest of his money in jolley ranchers,grape flavored.Walking out the door he noticed a claw machine,he had a qaurter,he put it in.......it came back out......he put it in the other slot....the claw moved....he saw a cotton candy jolley rancher......HE PICKED IT UP AND GOT IT!!!!!!He popped it in his mouth and turned around,It was 11:00 P.M.,the doors were locked,and he was there alone,but with a prize,inside his mouth.....>To Be Continued<
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