Seriously.

There's a petition, sponsored by Stride Gum, to stop Uwe Boll's career.

http://stopuweboll.org/

Click on the Sign Petition link on the left, and if there are 1,000,000 signatures by May 14... YOU GET A FREE PACK OF STRIDE GUM! WOOHOO!

I signed it.... WILL YOU?

Yeah, this is serious. He's THAT bad of a director. Coupons are going to be sent by e-mail in a printable format.