Have tried to make contact with numerous people (you know who you are)

No responses. Supplies are running low, may have to open the emergency M&M's soon.

Am beginning to question the efectiveness of my new deodarant. The geek in the store swore that it would attract new friends, even over the net.

Losing the will to type. Is there anybody out there? Perhaps I am all alone? Can anybody find me? Please????