In my last year of school, during the final weeks I with the help of a few friends lowered the Irish flag after school hours and replaced it with a Nazi flag. There was absolute uproar the next day when everyone seen what flag was flying. My name was mentioned in the suspects but they had no way of proving it was me or any of my friends.
I also glued tonnes of hockey pucs behind classroom doors earlier that year and some classes were made inaccessable for most of the first half of that day.
In my fifth yearIslipped laxatives in a guy from my biology classe's drink during lunch. We happened to have biology after lunch hour that day and I made sure to sit behind him. Soon after, during the class, he let out the biggest wettest fart you've ever heard and everyone just paused and looked around. Then he farted loads more, and it was evident that he was ****ting himself pretty bad. He then stands up and says "Ms Muprhy, I have to go" and walks out the class crapping his pants off. You could see brown liquid seeping out of the bottom of his trousers too. Also that year me and my friend Robert let sheep out of the field next to the school, and they ended up going all around the school grounds. One made it into the actual building.
Christ I loved school.
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