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I Hate Horses

Horses or as I like to call them "Grass-Eating-Four-Legged-Murders"! They're are Barstaded. I hate them, think they're all high and might, what use are they, they're no longer used in warfare... and that was there only good use. In fact I would like a nuclear War with Apes but I now want that to be Horses, put them all on an island and nuke them!

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Look at that bugger in that picture, he was laughing until I put a line through his face, take that you dickhead). Look I don't mean to have a go at these creature but they are man's greatest enemy, remember 'Lost' when Kate see that horse on the island, the same one that caused a car crash. That right, that bugger caused a car crash, one that killed some cops, not only that, when Charile was having these dream everyone thought he on drugs and insane but when Kate sees a horse in the jungle, on an island, everyone believed her, look how it turned everyone aganist him, that dickhead!

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But other than tourmenting people horses are usless, In fact the idea that they would used the horse toy in the 'Beast Wars' cartoon (my favouite cartoon as a kid) was laughed at, the guy who came up with that idea was fired, then put on the 'Beast Manchines' team, he ruined up the sequal to 'Beast Wars' (The Rat didn't even have a gun! and there was a transforming plant! How wired was that!) If you want proof that theres was no horses in 'Beast Wars', I have it. The horse would of been on the 'Maximals' because his toy showed him to be a maximal but when I bring up a pic of them:

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In fact shall I tell you what I see:

  • A Tiger
  • A cat which name I can't spell
  • A Dinosuor
  • A rat
  • A bird
  • A Rhino
  • An Ape

Do I see a horse? No! In fact there are more Maximals added, none of them a horse, they were cooler like a wolf/bird hybrid, a Mante Ray (who was my faviotue Maximal next to Dinobot), A spider joined them later, and that tiger and bird later come back as a hybrid after been shot into space and turned into a transmetal! But still no horse! Want to know why, because they would of been crap. It would of gone the lines of this

"Don't worry Boss, I charge into Megatron, with a one horse Stamped. Who needs guns? I'm a horse"

30 seconds later Megatron kills him, what a watse of pologons and animtors time. I hope his death was painful!

The Superman Effect

Every body knows Supermans weakness, Kyropyinte. But not everyone knows his other one, horses. That right horses killed the 'Man of Steel'. Now Super man is not my favouite hero (I don't like him at all) but when I was a Kid he was the greatest. I have never forgave the horses for what they did to my young childhood hero

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That is the frame in which Superman (Christopher Reeve) died because of the evil of horses, he forght and loss. Luckly the paramedics brough him back to life but he was crippled, but in the face of it all, Superman keept on fighting believing that one day he would walk. Sadly that time did not come, even though Christopher manage to regain control of his toes and feel pain in his legs he never managed to walk again. Sadly he died of a heart attck. It belive to be caused form the bone marrow he recived, amd all this started by a horse.

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^A great man.

This is what the horses are plannng, just like Superman the moment you go on a horse they will be plaining to make the next (and final) 10 years of hell, slowing building up hope before there evil plan comes into action. THis is seen in horse racing, when the horse seems to "just" fall over. They are evil. Don't be killed like Superman. Don't go near a horse unless you're going to kill it.

10 Other reason why I hate horses and you should to.

  1. They crap anyway they like and don't clean up
  2. They have ugly mugs
  3. They didn't help the Polish well in World War Two
  4. they think there greater than me and you (which is not ture)
  5. Animal lovers think there endangered or some sort of crap like that
  6. They stopped people believe Charile in 'Lost'
  7. They Kick like girls
  8. They're turned into dog food, I hate dogs!
  9. I don't see them help clean the enviroment seeing as it so important to them!
  10. They mock me behind my back

My first Birthday

Well its been a year scince I joined Gamespot and want to thank all of you who have help, been my friend, joined my union and had a fight with me on the Fourms.

To quote Athlete form there album Tourist and the song "I love",

"I love Everybody Here"

New CDs and DVD

Well last night I got some two new CDs. Athlete, Tourist and Gorillaz, Demon Days. I also got Clone Wars on DVD. I never seen the show before but from people have said it had to be good and I wasn't disappointed.

My Life as a Sith-Damn the Imperial Union

Well looks like I'm going to cut that union. It was a bad idea.

First of all I had some officers coming up to me and saying that they didn't want me to kill them or any one else with the force. If a Sith can't do that then what is there to do. I just chucked them out side.

As well as that a stormtrooper comes and says

"How about a change in the colour of our suits, Whites not my colour"

In rage I said "Niether is my lighter saber"

I cut him up.

Now the union is no more

My life as Sith

With Star Wars coming out soon I've chosen from now on to write about me as the dark Lord of the Sith(Call me Darth Peter) to show you that we Sith are not "evil" as the Jedi say but, really mistunderstood.

23 April: Well with the empire dead by being shoot in the back by Han Solo (Read his profile in the star wars website if you want to know more) I've now taken his role as the Sith lord. I mean come on, his been head of the Sith for what, 1,000 years! Let some one rule! As I'm now the top dog, I've now thought about a few changes in imperial rule;

1.Free dental:- You know the people would riot less against the stormtroopers they had fresh breathe. Most people joined the rebels because of they breathe, not even those helmets they wear hold the breathe back. I mean by command room smells like a Wookies rear, not nice!

2.3 weeks payed holiday a year:- A rested trooper is a happy trooper. And I kill two birds with one stone. My plan its to wipe a useless spices of the face of a planet and then use it for my stormtroopers to rested. And because they all clones, there ALL love it. Activities include Bantha hunting, relaxing days at the beach and speed dating. But which spices shall I kill... I know, the Gungans. That will make everyone happy even those damn Jedi.

3.The Imperial Union:- This is really to get people to the imperial navy but it also makes everyone else feel like there more respected, but I couldn't give a Tw'lek about what they want, I also got a bad feeling about this so I only have it for a couple of weeks and see if it helps my men be more like killing machines. If itdoes I'll keep it.

4.Causal Fridays:- Wear any thing you want on Fridays but only if you part of the imperial force. Any one wear a "Darth Peter is a Idiot" T-shrits will suffer my wrath!

The Real Gamers Union

You might remeber I tried to take over from Speed-Sword for the Hella Gamers Union but we didn't get the charter members so we couldn't but now I'm starting the real Gamers Union but I need to know will some of you guys be charter members. On this Union we will talk about REAL issues of gameing like, "Are new games better than the ones from the time of the NES". So please say something here PM me. Thanks

Doctor Who

I just saw the new doctor who. I don't know if you had the old ones in the US but the new one was alright. I never saw the original but this seems alright and I kanda liked apart from the fact killer plastic models try to kill everyone in London I never understood that. But it could make more sense later on.

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