Since number 2 was found out (it was family guy-the griffin family history), heres number 3.

(Person 1 makes a basket)

Person 2: Don't tell me you're good at basketball too.

Person 1: Well, 1 time i made 67 shots in a league game (or something)

Person 2: No way.

Person 1: And that was the same day i invented the space shuttle and microwave popcorn!