Corinne as Canteen mum, Cindy
Pete as Canteen mum, Beryl
Dave as the school principal, Old man Peterson
and...Rove as sneaky Steve the P.E. teacher..

VOICEOVER: They're ordinary mums working in one of the fiercest battlezones known to man. By night they sleep, but by day they're...CANTEEN MUMS !

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Cindy: Old man Petersons called us in early. There must be something up.
Peterson: Cindy, Beryl...thank god, someone's kidnapped my darling daughter Jessica !
Beryl: Do you have a photo of your daughter Mr Peterson ?
Peterson: Oh god yes...(hands Beryl photo of Donna Gubay)
Beryl: That's Donna Gubay !
Peterson: Yes well, she's a lot prettier than my Jessica, oh Jessica's go a head like a whales arse. Oh god...
Cindy: Thanks old man Peterson, we'll get straight onto it...

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Cindy: Cindy to Beryl, come in Beryl...
Beryl : Read you..over...
Cindy: I think you'd better come have a look at this...there's a note - and one of Jessicas' fish fingers...

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Peterson: One of Jessicas' fish fingers, every hour on the hour until our demands are met...

Beryl: What are the demands ?

Peterson: That t-ball become an official part of the schools curriculum...

Cindy: Thanks old man Peterson, we'll get straight onto it...

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(Sneaky Steve walks up to the Canteen window)
Beryl: Well, if it isn't sneaky Steve the P.E. teacher...Cindy, I need back up!
Cindy: Roger Beryl, I'm coming in...well if it isn't sneaky Steve the P.E. teacher...
Beryl: Yeah, I've already said that...
Cindy: You've seen this kid?
Steve: That's Donna Gubbay
Beryl: Don't play dumb with us Sneaky Steve, lets bring him in...

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Beryl: What do you reckon, do we butter him up ? (holding butter)
Cindy: Not yet, we've gotta find out what he knows about the principals daughter...
Beryl: What do you know about the principals daughter huh big guy? What do you know? You're like a dim sim, I'm not sure whether to steam or fry you...
Cindy: Hang on Beryl...
Beryl: Don't tell me how to run an interview Cindy. You're a party pie that wasn't invited, you're like cheese and onion chips, no one really knows why you exist...you're a nasty pastie, a curly wurley character, you're a thick shake with the emphasis on shake, I mean thick...you're in for a rocky road mister and I don't mean marshmallow, you're in hot chocolate mister...
Cindy: That's enough Beryl, take a breatk and cool down...
Beryl: Dammit, I nearly had him Cindy. I was jsut one crappy canteen metaphor away...
Cindy: I know the score, it's hard being a P.E. teacher isn't it ? The trouble of ruin on the four square courts, the fake notes about middle ear infections, that kid in 9B who just can't get his jockstrap on right...he just won't get used to it will he...and no matter how hard you try, he always manages to have that little bit hanging out, just that little bit...
Steve: Alright, alright...I'll talk, all I wanted was a little t-ball in my life, but old man Peterson wouldn't have it...nah, his Jessica didn't wanna play t-ball, she wanted to play newcombe ball, always bloody newcombe ball...you ask the kids, they're too young to play volleyball...so, I kidnapped Jessica and held her for ransom...
Beryl: Alright Steve, that's all we needed to hear, Cindy lets wrap this baby up...

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(They proceed to wrap sneaky Steve in cling wrap...)
Steve: Damn you canteen mums...
Beryl: Sneaky Steve, you're gonna stay fresh for a long time...

Sorry, I couldn't find a video of it! Its from Rove '99. :lol:

I liked it when Rove would ask a celebrity guest" Who would you turn gay for?" :P

I miss that show, but it ended last year, but the 10th anniversary special was awesome! XD
Like when Shaun MiCallef sang, and the flashbacks :P

Oh, when Ross Noble was on Rove , he talked about this video :lol:

And I watched the Tri-nations game last night, go Australia! :D

And I was watching the Rabbitohs game, we won, go Rabbitohs! :D

But Dave Taylor broke his collarbone....:(
Funny, the camera only showed Russell Crowe twice watching the game :P

I'm leaving GS tomorrow :|

Anyway, I like pie :P

Oh, the Great Debate is tonight :|

And on tv, it said: 60 Mineutes, the Great Debate
Literally, the spelled Minutes wrong! :P

Um...seeya :P

Oh, pie is awesome

Cake uscks

Pegacorns are REAL! :x :|

-Blaze