I am going to Brisbane tomorrow at 5:00AM and come home this same day at 9:15 PM For an excursion to see Political people do their stuff and go to a science centre. You better miss me! :x
And this is the reason why I cannot be a Newspaper Reporter:
BIG NEWS!
By Sandy 23/11/09
Nothing simple in life taste like Chiko rolls. Mmm....Chiko rolls.....*drool*. Errm..anyways...wait, why am I writing this down? The Blaziken Gijinka was okay, though I have Austar that can show SatAM. Sonic wins again, yet Patrick forgot to say Hi to Spongebob. There are toys on my TV, but they do not beat Peanuts. Oh Goody! An Ad about Bi-Lo's price cuts....Hey an Asian girl! Who cares about trousers for $30. Hamish and Andy Re-gifted( A Xmas Show) and I see an orange envelope. They Ghost tracked, as shown in Australia and possibly America. They were on The Jay Leno Show once. Why is Hamish Smelling A $20 Note? And Andy is smoking one? Oh, its that money thing were they put it in peoples pocket without the people knowing. AAH! NAKED ANGEL VERSIONS OF THEM! Wait..why am I going on topic? Oh Right! The Big news. Well, there is none. White Collar. Sounds like a cool show though its past my bedtime. Commonwealth Bank ads make Americans look like idiots, which is good to laugh at, though I hope it doesn't offend anyone! Ferrero Roche? Is that how you spell it? Hey, what that smell? My Mum made me a sandwich. My head is like an Ice cream cone, except point, pointy, pointy, pointy.............Who cares?
Get Real with Eagle Boys! That is what Dave Hughes says. And he does not suck! Healthy cigarettes! That is what Hamish & Andy found in The Future A.K.A Japan. HE HAS AN iPHONE JUST LIKE MY DAD! Speaking of which, I had sushi today! With salmon, carrots, ham, chicken, rice, soy sauce and seaweed. SAMURAI! Andy lost his hat! Man bras? I don't want to see! *watches* What? Futurelicous! HARAJUKI LIFESAVER AND CRICKET PLAYER?? AAH! The Square root of cake? ITS CREAM! And the right angle is pie. I am a BubbleBuddy to Schultz38. Yay! A Home Soda Factory Called Soda Stream! I forgot to take an shower today! *everyones dies of stench* Was it something I said? Angry Angus? I knew it sounded Scottish, because I have A Brother Named Angus! CAPITAL LETTERS RULE! Visit subway.com.au for no reason! Bet 24/7. The Sport of Winning! Poetry in Bloom? What the Hell? Oooh! Fortune Shortbread! What is Van Diemans Land? It is what Tasmania used to be called. Wow! Tasmanian Tiger and Tasmanian Devils Rule! UPTOWN GIRL! Ok, that was weird....anyway Hamish's Xmas sweater is painted on, its very obvious. Why does everyone like Twilight? Who lives like a barnacle under the sea? PATRICK SEASTAR!
Hey! That guy took my Underpants! *kills random user with overalls* COWS AIR IN THE AIR! Wait...this isn't Kansas? Oh well! Oh! Nice Sunset! *Gasp* Spongebob Square Roots is on! Patchy The Pirate elected himself for the Spongebob fan club! Looky! It's Eric Bana is on The Castle! I have no homework this week since we are very busy! A YELLOW SPONGE STOLEN FROM BURGER KING? In Australia we call it Hungry Jacks WE STOLE A BALLOON! And? Bunnie turned into a Rabbot....Doesn't that matter? Ok...Maybe it doesn't...what about cookies? Everyone LOVES cookies! Except the obvious...Did you know Cooie means Little cake? AND I HATE CAKE! AAAHHHH! *explodes*
Yes I know that was wierd...Anyway good bye for a day!
-THE KILLER KITTY!