Josey, a happy Swirl of Nothingness from Boxland was happily floating along the Yellow Brick Road,until a wave of light came down to her.
She was getting pulled by the force of the light into a disc-shaped UFO. She tried to escape, but as she was, she felt tired and fell asleep.


When she woke up, she felt a little different.
" I feel strange. Wait, I can talk?" said Josey in disbelief. "Gah! Who do I have four legs? Why am I green? A-" she suddenlystopped talking when she saw her reflection. She was a Unicorn, without a mane. Up ahead, Josey saw two unicorns that looked exactly like her, except one was blue....and one was pink.
"Hiiiii!" said Blue the blue unicorn.
"We'll take your kidney!" said Pink the pink unicorn. "Only kidding! Now, welcome to Candy Mountain!"
"What the?" said Josey. Then there was a sudden blackout.

Josey woke up, feeling like her normal Swirl of Nothingness self. 'That must've been a dream,' she thought.
Then, she saw a black and creamish white beagle, polishing some random guy's shoes.
"Well done, Shoeshine Boy," the guy said to the beagle.
Then there was a cry for help. The Beagle started to fly in a red and blue costume. Josey watched in disbelief.
"Geez, I must be in CrazyTown!" spoke Josey, amazed that she can talk, but as a Swirl of Nothingness, which cannot talk.
Suddenly, a yellow head, that loked like a Japanese version of Homer Simpson appeared right in front of Josey.
"This is no CrazyTown!" shouted the floating head in his Japanese voice to Josey. "Welcome to TV Land! I am your tour guide, Mr.Sparkle!"
Josey was still in shock from all the rush of unexpected things. "Mr.Sparkle!?" she jumped. She knew a lot about tv."The Mascot for that dishwashing powder and the new celery soy called Cel-Soy, from The Simpsons?"
"That is correct? And you are?"
"Oh, I'm Josey. Why am I here?"
"I don't know everything!" grumbled Mr.Sparkle.

"Now, we are currently at the city of Townsville, where super hero characters, and villians that go with them are born! There is Underdog, The Powerpuff Girls, TMNT, Spiderman, Mojo Jojo, Riff Raff, Hypno Toad, The International Justice League, of Super Acquaintances, and many, many more funny names!"
Josey was curious. "You seem really happy about the bad guys!"
"That's because I am not a fan of the Western World! On to my home!" Mr.Sparkle circled around Josey, which teleported them to a familiar place.
"Hey! We just moved from that building to this tree! We are still in Townsville!" said Josey, really mad.
"Shut up." said Mr.Sparkle.
"How come this place only has cartoons?"
"What a stupid question!This is Cartoon Country!"
"Geez, sorry!" said Josey, still mad.

The two walked for travelled for 3 hours. They finaly arrived in a over-crowded Japanese city.
Mr.Sparkle smiled. "Welcome to my hometown, Tokyo! Filled with video games, Suzukis, and over-used Annime expressions!"
"Over-used?" Josey chuckled. She nkew a lot about Anime and video games as well.
"Yes! Now, roll that Katamari over that tree!"
"But-"
"DO IT!"


After rolling the clump, Josey fell asleep under a Cherry-Blossom tree.
She woke up with a black & white dog with yellow eyes locking all over her Swirl of Nothingness face.
"S-Spunky?" asked Josey, half awake. Then Mr. Sparkle came with an angry face, the type of face you would see on your parents after you threw your little sister's teddy bear into the lake.
"Shoo! Stupid dog!" he shouted to the poor little dog.
"No wait!" Josey demanded. "This is Spunky, Rocko's pet dog from Rocko's Modern Life. He must be lost. Let's go find his home! Where would a Nickelodeon home be?"
"Nick Central I guess," sighed Mr.Sparkle. "I'll take you there if you want me too."
"Thanks Mr.Sparkle!" Josey said with glee.

Behind, them, a little demon fox was chasing a small cat demon.
"Come here Kirara!" yelled the little kid. But then he stopped in his tracks. Then his group of friends come closer to him.
"Hey, Inuyasha, what's that?" asked the fox, pointing to Joseyto a tall, half-dog demon, half human.
"A vortex I suppose. I really don't care unless there is some Ramen noodles in there! Kagome's cooking is crap!" replied the tall white demon.
A high-school student in her school clothes then yelled. "SIT INUYASHA!" The semi dog demon, was smacked face first onto the ground.
"I know what that is," spoke a monk, dressed in purple. "They are known as Swirl of Nothingess. They are living things, and I heard that when the females turn into humans, they are very attractive!" He put his hand on the behind of the woman next to him, which was holding a Hiraikotsu to attack the monk.
"PERVERT!" shouted the woman, while wacking the man in the face.

Josey turned around. "What's all that noise?"
"Oh, probably some person blaming himself for his girlfriend's death or something. How am I supposed to know?" replied Mr. Sparkle.

How do like that story I just made up? :P
I might continue it tomorrow :|
Silly eh? :P
It took me ages to type this blog, because I was dozing off :P

Okay, yesterday when I went over t my friend place, Marcus asked me a question
"Lauren, where are the wii games you brought?" :|
uh oh
I forgot them :oops:
So we just played Wii Sports Resort instead :P

And i was playign my Ds as well with my friend. We were playing Nintendogs. I haven't played it in ages! :o
She gave me a Mario kart to play with :P
Then we both gave eachother a Juice Bottle! XD
Also, I told her about the jack Russel book, wwhich is an item you find while walking then you have the chance to adopt a Jack Russel.
10 minutes later........she found it :|
I couldn't beleive it! XD
But we had fun :P

Then we watched soem Looney Tunes" back in action and Police Academy 2.
Why Police Academy 2? :|
Michael Winslow! :lol:

Today, I went to the shops. Got myself a Yoshi ds carrying case.
And Advent Children dvd for $9 :P
Then I bought myself a Nerf gun to take revenge on my brother! :twisted:
Then we went to GameTraders. And The World Ends With You wasn't there anymore! :cry:
Apparenlty, no other atore had it either, so the only way to get it was for someone to trade it in. And I doubt thats gonna happen :(
There was a sign: Preorder DK Country Returns and get a DK plushie! :shock:
Also, there was a Shadow the hedgehog plushie, Turtwig, Chimchar and mario character plushies.
I wanted the Pokemon N64 :P
And there were door posters!
This is the one I wanted:
These are the ones my dad wanted:
There were poster of everything! Paramore, Halo, Mario, Simpsons and *shudder* Justin Bieber *shudder*

Then we went to Pie.Zee to have some food.
But I ordered a chocolate muffin not a blueberry muffin! :cry:
But I didn't want to be mean so i ate it.
It was nice!
I didn't want my mum to tell the guy that he gave me the wrong one, afte I ate it
I didn't want him to feel bad :(

See ya!

-Blaze

P.S In the story, Josey is me! But my real name is Lauren, dont get confused!
P.P.S Who wants to be in my story? :D