Well, after that bombass no ship havin' episode we just had, it felt right to post this now. Lottie, Heather and all you other homies who don't watch and/or don't like this show: Um, why are you reading this? :lol: But seriously, no bashing. We can be civil and have a discussion, but no bashing. No getting on my case either. This is my opinion and obviously if everyone had the same opinions, life would be boring. Hardcore Hiphuggers be advised: You may not like me after this...
Hiphuggers: Let's nip this in the bud shall we? I was on the fence. WAS. Not so anymore. I can't stand this ship. Yes, gawf and humph all ya like. I don't like this ship. Its too...there. IDK, TPTB are shoving it in our face. It doesn't help that Calleigh doesn't make up her friggin mind already. And then there are the fans. (I told you guys ur okay, which is why we're friends) Hiphugger fans kill me. They're like "without this ship the show ain't sh!t" (I just realized that rhymes) Really? It aint sh!t? Its funny cuz at its best, Miami was better without all these damn ships...I'm done :D However, I must say I do appreciate the hiphugger fans that still think I'm an okay human being because I don't ship this. :D
RaVe: I don't do this ship. However, because me and my Jenne lovin ass made a 'promise' shall we say, I have to write a fic for them. This should be an interesting challenge. Yes, there is chemistry. Its not Ryan's fault I'm not digging this ship. Its hers :(. Read the blog where I bash my shows to find out why
CaRWaSh: Yes I do ship this. Somebody has to, all these weirdo hiphuggers runnin around... :lol: I shipped this from the start so I gotta see it through. You can't tell me that they didn't flirt their asses off in season 4, because you obviously haven't seen it.
RaiN: No. Just no. I think he only went out with her to see if she was the mole. And I don't think she was really diggin him either. I just don't see it. They can be friends but not lovers.
EDeN: I like this ship too. I've said it before and I'll say it again: no strings attached my ass. He hurt her, and she still wanted him. She called him on his @ssholeness and Eric felt like an ass. The way love is supposed to be...:lol:
Horatio/Natalia: She's not ready for his intensity. Marisol barely was, and she got shot. :lol: That's not funny but it is.
Pistachio: For those of you who don't know, I envy your innocence. I'll just say repressed feelings my ass.
Stetler/Yelina: For those of us that are into abusive relationships...:roll:
HoraY: yeah, we changed the name. What the flip is a HoYai? I looked it up and it's a type of Japanese fighting sty*le, I think. Anyway, in the words of Loki, "I wish they'd just do each other and get it over with." Wise words ;)
DuCaine: Hero worship gone wrong :lol:. He's like her father more than a friend.
Horatio/Alexx: Other than the fact that she's married, their relationship is more of a friend/confidante than anything else.
Talleigh: I just wanna say I'm disappointed in the name, we can be more creative than that people...Anyway, like I've said before, if Speed wanted Calleigh, she'd have been his. Hiphugs be damned.
Alexx/Tim: One word-Oedipus
Tim/Valera: they would be better together than RaVe. Maybe because I actually liked her back then...(I love you Jenne:D)
Horatio/Valera: I've read a fic for them so I have to put it here. Again, hero worship gone wrong
Marisol/Horatio: I don't mind this ship because she made him happy for a moment. Other than that I ignore that they were ever together. It ruined some things in the show. Like the bond between H and Eric. You know it, I know it and TPTB know it. Eric and Marisol's relationship became strained and nothing is worse than a strained sibling relationship.
Miami men slash of any kind: I think we all agree that these men are too manly to be each others b!tches. :lol:
If you've read all that and you still think I'm an okay human being/possible android: Thank you. If not, well all I can say is it was nice knowing you. I'm not done with the ships. CSI:NY is next...(that rhymed too ;))