I was working at the polls (the election polls you pervs) and one of the unlisted duties for us was to stay politically neutral. Yeah...try keeping a straight face when you read these and you'll understand my struggle.

From Mom: They have a sign up sheet for volunteers to help Bush pack his sh*t and get the f*ck out Nov 5th. I put us down for the 3-8 shift.

From Monkey Lady: REMINDER TO EVERYONE, SHAVE YOUR GENITAL AREA CUZ TODAY IS THE LAST DAY FOR BUSH

From Loki: They didn't want to give us forty acres and a mule, so dammit we'll take 50 States and a White House.

And then of course I had Heather giving me a play by play in true Heather fashion:
HE JUST GOT DC AND DELAWARE AND WE'RE CURRENTLY IN THE LEAD SO SUCK ON THAT B*TCHES

What the hell am I going to do with her :roll:

I'm gonna go have dinner with my friend for her birthday so see ya later and happy hunting ;)