Well hello. *waves* No you're not seeing things, this is the end of the month blog. There was a lot going on last month and the first post of this won't do it justice but I will be adding onto it.

Thoughts (I know there aren't many this time, no jokes about me going stupid please)

-sweeping is an art form

-I'm too old for my age

-if someone can get drafted into the armed forced, go through some serious sh!t, come home and not have a beer, something is wrong

-bills make me wanna change my name and flee the country

-After a conversation with Jenne Byrd, we have agreed that we are all prisoners of everyone elses opinions. Retarded kids dancing to their own rhythm are more liberated than we are.

-fingers linger

-One of the worst things you can say to someone is 'I'll pray for you' when you have no intention of doing so.

-You can tell a lot about someone from how they swear

-You know you love someone when you stay with them even after their identity was stolen

NEWS...kinda more like a story but not really...
Some of you may know that I'm 'working' for this lady that's like 60 years old. She...oversteps her boundaries. Often...like everytime I go over there. This is what she thinks:

-I'm upset with my mom for leaving me with my dad to go to Germany

-I don't like my step mother

-I'm upset with my dad for remarrying

-I don't like going back and forth between my parents

-I'm upset with my mom for taking me away from my dad when she came home from Germany

For the most part I can ignore that knowing that it's all false. But one conversation threw me off and I wasn't feelin' sitting on her couch with her. Went like this:

Her: You staying by yourself
Me: with my mom.
Her: well that's good but you need your own place. But you have to be careful because that's when the wolves come. And I won't have you out there spreading your legs for someone who's not about nothin'
Me: :|

Needless to say I wasn't too comfy around her after that. Then she gets mad at me if I don't eat her food. You can barely walk, how the hell do you cook? But what ever, it's a job right? I told Loki and he was like 'she sounds **** lonely. This is not a Lifetime movie'. :lol: Love him.

To celebrate Nels going to college, on Wednesday my best friends Nels, Lysa and Loki...along with me...went out to eat. Now if you didn't know, me and Loki is good times. Me, Loki and Lysa is like go get a camera. But ME, LOKI, LYSA, AND NELS IS LIKE WHAT THE HELL WHERE THEIR PARENTS THINKING?!?!? We behaved...well I did. Loki and Lysa (whom I ship not so secretly) are a flippin riot. After we were done eating, they played catch in the parking lot with a softball. Then they got into a breakdance battle. Needless to say I was amused. After that we raided Wal-Mart because we felt like it. Be took pics with little Hannah Montana dresses :lol: Then we lost Lysa, so me, Loki and Nels went through the clothes section like we were SWAT. Nels slid on the floor even, I wish I had recorded that. Afterwards we went to the adult store which was across the street. That was beautifully awkward. Nels freaked out every time some old beat up looking guy came in. I was like 'what else do you expect if these guys aren't getting any?' I had fun smiling at them. LOL Here's a small taste of our convo:

Lysa: Can you square root a negative number?
Me: No
Nels: Yes.
Lani: How? If the number is negative it can't be square rooted because that means it was squared but stayed a negative. A negative times a negative is a positive.
*silence*
Loki: it can be done, we just don't have the tool
Lani: no it cant
Loki: Are you a master mathematician?
Lani: :| f*ck you.

Like how I posted the quote that makes me look smart 8) :lol:

ICONS OMGYAY
Yeah, I made these.

There were more screencaps but I wanted to just go ahead and post them now. They'll be up for a week, in which time I'll be adding more. After that, tell me what you want :)

And what blog would it be if I didn't leave you with a quote from Loki.
"I unleash evil thoughts upon you."

Happy hunting. ;)