Every now and then I like to remind myself why I do what I do. Tonight, I will remind myself why I watch what I watch. If you know me, (which at this point if you don't you haven't been paying much attention and that hurts my feelings...) you should know by now that I can be serious and I can be slightly humorous at the same time. If you're one of those hardcore fans where you find no fault with the show, LEAVE NOW AND DO NOT RETURN!! All caps for that...I mean it though. And if you don't like the show to begin with, please don't bash it. I still like the show and I don't wanna have to find you and...have a long winded conversation with you :D. Keep in mind that I do love these shows, even though you may disagree after you read this. Get some snacks we'll be here a minute. So, Let's begin, shall we?

CSI: Las Vegas

Well, honeslty, this show teases me. They may be the only CSI that actually follows a plot through but at the same time, TPTB leave you hanging when it comes to the actual character stories. I'm not even gonna get started on Jim Brass and his daughter because that whole thing pissed me off to begin with. I wanted to punch Ellie in the face. No joke, I stood up everytime she was on screen. Greg and his attitude with Grissom in You Kill Me ring a bell to anyone?!?! And then recently with Catherine and her 'no you did it you SOB' before the evidence routine? AND WHERE THE FLIP DID SOFIA GO!! Can we get some kind of explaination as to why she's not even mentioned anymore? Can we at least know that she left to work in a different city or is on vacation or something? And why do CSIs keep getting kidnapped?!?! Can we find another way to torture our crack team of investigators please? And what's with Warrick's storyline? In the beginning he was the typical Black dude that eventually got his head on straight. Him and his random steroetypically named family members. Aunt Bertha? Really? Becuase very black person alive has an Aunt thats blind named Bertha. Now, he's on uppers and downers, screws a stripper, is accused of her muder, is put on suspension AND THEN HE COMES BACK LIKE EVERYTHNG IS HUNKY DOREY!! Yes, lets have the Black Man take drugs and screw a stranger! Really TPTB?!! Really?!?! And then Sara...to be honest (I'm gonna mess around and lose some friends) I didn't really like her for...the first two years of the show. She seemed...whiney to me. *shrugs* Sorry. I like her now. But before it was painful. I believe the end is near. Yeah sure, Billy Petersen signed on for a season 9. Big whoop. Doesn't change the fact that season 9 may be the last. Don't be mad at me for saying what everyone else is thinking.

If that bothered you, you should leave now. Miami is next. Behave yourselves. (That means you, Miami haters)

CSI: Miami

First off I just wanna say that this show has been on a downwards slope since season three. I'm not saying that because Speedle died. Ryan Wolfe is a strong enough character to hold his own. But, one would notice how the crimes became extremely superficial near the end of season 2. Remember when it was crimes against real people in situations that could possibly happen? You remember that? I do too. Good times. HOWEVER, season four pissed me off to no end. Granted, we did learn more about the characters, but it was at the expense of the crime investigations. Some of the lines felt horribly forced and I must say that Ryan made me want to tie him to a chair and beat him with a limp noodle. I felt that Eric was a manwhore after Speedle died, but they took that to the next level. Sure he was in mourning. Why not bang a couple babes IN A PUBLIC PLACE. No big deal. And then Natalia....GOOD GOD don't get me started. Honestly, I liked her from the beginning. I started to feel sorry for her when the whole 'Natalia and Eric are gettin it on' plot became more apparent. But she had gotten into that mess on her own. No strings attached my ass. And then there is Horatio. My dear, sweet, loving, true Catholic guilt ridden Horatio. Poor man. I feel the TPTB did David Caruso wrong. Remember back when he had lines? I do. We all love the Sunglasses of Justice, but I think he can live without them, don't you? Can we give the man more lines than stating the obvious please!! David Caruso is not a bad actor, Horatio is just written that way and THAT makes me mad. Then there's Calleigh. I'll probably be banned from the forums for saying this but if Timmy wanted her, he'd have had her. Period. Eric and hiphugs be damned. that said, after he died, it was like she was in constant mourning. Even now, she either wears all black or all white. Or a shirt thats blue but may as well be black. Valera was cool in the beginning. She made me laugh. But after the whole "Horatio, its ur son' scene, I had mixed feelings. I'll be honest, that line could've been delivered a helluva lot better than that. That is all I'll say on her. I feel that Frank, Alexx and Yelina have been the only constant characters on this show, so kudos to them. I'm not even going to say anything about Horatio and Marisol because, quitely frankly, that whole situation sucked big ones. The chemistry between the team has changed for the worse and I don't like it. We don't have to bring Speed or Yelina back. Just fix the damn team dynamic.

Oh you're still here? How nice of you :lol:. I'm just being honest guys, if you can't hang, stop tracking me.

CSI:NY

I didn't start watching this until the middle of the second season and I didn't watch it religiously. But I think its safe to say that this should be called the Mac and Stella show. I swear, they go through more sh!t than most people will ever go through. Especially Stella. God must not like her. For real. Sure we get a bit of some Danny emotional drama and we learned about the typical dark past of a CSI. In this show, Lindsay. In Vegas: Sara. We all come from something, I'm not dissin' what they went through. But I'd like to know more about Hawkes. I get the whole tall dark and mysterious, but can we make him more of a human being and not the Token Black Guy that CSI made Warrick please? Sid...I have nothing negative to say about him. I like that creepy ass man. Peyton...WTF?!?!? She's like a ninja! Come in when we don't expect her and leave the same way. Honestly, I was pissed with how she did Mac. However, I can't hate her. IDK what that is. AND WHERE THE FLIP DID ADAM GO?!?! I'll tell you, he's in that new show, I think its called Scarlet or something like that. We got no warning. And I loved me some Adam. And for the record, Aiden was a bomass character. She had a fire in her and I liked that. But Vanessa Ferlito's movie career is going a helluva lot better than Rory Cochrane's, so more power to her. Death Proof is my sh!t!!!

Did I hurt ur feelings? Hell did anyone even read this? :lol: Just expressing my opinion. I'm doing ships next. Oh yes, I'm going there ;)