Ya know, for me to be feeling so crappy I sure am blogging a lot. As some may know, I have a myspace. (which I check every other week). I've blogged on there and I must say, I'm a deep thinker. Thought I'd share some thoughts with you.

Oh and Heather, now my be the time to put the cup, bottle or can down. That goes for the rest of you too. ;)

RANDOM BABLINGS OF A CRAZY PERSON (this was after Christmas last year)

-Remember back when things made sense? You do? When was this? Where was I?

-I'm jealous of your ignorance. I wish I could be blissful too.

-Do not talk to me in riddles. Say what you mean and mean what you say. Or shut up.

-I'm addicted to pixels.

-The opposite of love is not hate, its fear. The opposite of hate is understanding.

-WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME!!!!

-I'm actually an alien sent from another planet to take over this world. I think I'm doing a bang up job, thank you very much.

-For all that is good and holy in this world, I AM NOT AN AFRICAN AMERICAN!! I'm not from Africa, don't wanna visit Africa, ain't thought about 'going to the motherland'. My mother was born in Oklahoma.

-I listen to music that doesn't come from this country. Just know that music from the UK will one day rule the world.

-Seriously, what and who you do in your bedroom is your buisness. I don't need to know ANY details cuz I sure as hell didn't ask.

-The definition of insane is doing the same thing over and over, expecting different results each time. A lot of you are insane.

-I'm not insane. I'm unstable.

-I miss you more than you may think.

-I've come to find that one of my favorite authors has never written a book.

-Kate Bush's music video for Running Up That Hill scared the crap outta me. Look it up on YouTube. You'll see what I mean.

-2007 was the year of pain, love and raised eyebrows.

-I might offend some people but no one is reading this anyway. :lol:

-Your not hard unless you have pictures of yourself in the bathroom. Who takes a picture of themselves after they (hopefully) wash their hands from takin a sh!t and thinks 'PHOTO OP'!!! What is wrong with you people? No really, I wanna know.

-Tell me why I want a Sega Genesis!! I'm serious.

-Its one thing to lie to me, but don't lie to yourself.

-Its not our enemies that hurt us, its the ones we love.

-Unconditional love is conditional. Don't let anyone tell you different.

-I hate it when we fight, but I love it when you make it up to me. YAY CHOCOLATE!!

-I used to get gifts for Christmas.

-We can be good friends, not best friends. (Only one person is gonna get this)

-Trust is one of the first steps to love.

-Believe it or not, there are people out there that are just like me. I'm just intimidated by them. Irony rules.

-'I GOT BLISTERS ON ME FINGERS!!!' -Stewie Griffin

-Why have 'Hip-Hop' dances gotten easier and easier? Maybe for all the obese kids. Its not fun if someone has an asthma attack tryin' to be cool. There is no risk in dying if you 'lean and rock with it'.

-I think I love you. I am so SCREWED!!

-Without the sword, a ninja is nothing. You are not worthy. Sims fans know what I'm talking about.

-I don't believe in divorce. However, I do believe in murder.

A Joyful Time of Year (Christmas time '06)

The suicide and homicide rates go up dramatically this time of year every year.

I hate going anywhere because (apparently) buying Christmas presents is more important than getting in a car accident.

I want a shotgun for Christmas just for kicks when I open it in front of my mom.

Have you ever noticed that when someone gets a crappy gift people always say, "Its the thought that counts"?

I almost got trampled by a mother and her 10 kids because little Susan wants to ask 'Ol St. Nick' for a f*ckin pony and Timmy wants a Naruto action figure with the kung fu grip. F*ck your pony and f*ck Naruto.

Rules of the road don't count during the holidays. And if you do follow them people think your a pansy.

If you blew up a Wal-mart supercenter at 10pm this time of year, you would have killed a person from every family in that town/city.

What is the American Christmas anyway? Hell whats the American dream for that matter?

If you switch the words around in Santa you end up with Satan...or Natsa or Asatn or Atnas. Whichever you like best.

Whoever thinks Santa Claus is real raise your hand.....If your hand is up you just failed in life. Congratulations

All I want for Christmas is for you to recieve crappy presents so that you can laugh while you say 'Its the thought that counts'.

Merry Christmas and a Decent New Year

Maybe If I Died You'd Take Me Seriously (July last year. My dad got married two days after this)

-If one more person asks me if I'm ok with my dad getting married, they're getting shot. Period

-My friends have become my enemies.

-I'm afraid that if I kill someone, I won't feel any remorse.

-How can you tell me you love me but turn your back on me when I need you the most?

-I'll gladly bleed to be freed of greed.

-You played me and I allowed it to happen. Worst of all, I forgave you. Bra-f*cking-vo.

-I doubt that you mean anything you say to me.

-If your gonna lie, lie like its the truth.

-Don't ask me for a ride unless you're going to give me gas money. My car does not run off the kindness that is buried deep within my heart. And if you do ask me it better be important like a doctors appointment. If you ask me for a ride to the mall or the movies(and your not buying my ticket) I will f*cking kill you. No discussion necessary.

-If one more motherf*cker calls me baby girl, you will see me on the news with witnesses talking about how I snapped and killed 50 people. Baby that sh!t. B!tches.

-I have a slap reflex. No really. I'm going to physical therapy to surpress it.

-Anyone who is hasty to say 'I love you' will betray you just as quickly.

-I'm sick of people pretending to give a damn.

-I get these urges.......to snap your neck.

-Ima throw a bullet at you but it'll look like I shot you with a shotgun.

- For all you people that have a problem with me calling myself 'LovelyLonelyLeilani', go suck some penis Its what I feel I am. It doesn't even affect you directly. Don't you have something better to do than give me sh!t about what I call myself?

-I refuse to live the life you wish you could've had. Stupid, egotistical, selfish son of a silly b!tch. Stop touching yourself from fantasizing about my possible future and get a life. Stay the f*ck outta mine. If I want your opinion, believe me, I'll ask. DOT COM.

-Someone kill me before I do it my damn self.

-If you are offended by what I have to say or you feel like I'm talking about you, its because I am and you should be offended. Maybe then you'll get YOUR sh!t together and stop cattin off.

I know, I have such a potty mouth. :D