Yes I know this is a bit late. Sue me.
THOUGHTS
-I so forgot what I was gonna say
-Can you really remember when you lost your mind.
-This is the part where you stop talking and watch the friggin movie.
-I wanna kiss your laugh lines. They're adorable.
-You are the reason that people like me go to jail for killing stupid people like you
-Let me get this straight: You want me to apologize for something I had no hand in doing? And even then I still get punished, again, for something I did do? Go do something with your life.
-I don't have to be politically correct. There is no law that says I have to be.
-I'm beginning to lose faith in 'Young America'
-If someone ever tells you that you don't have mannerisms like an American, say thank you
SCENARIOS
It's because I'm random and I feel like we've been laggin on the scenario tip
If I were to call TWB:
Charlie: Hello?
Lani: OMG it's Charlie.
Charlie: WTF? Who is this?
Lani: How many people do you know with an American accent? *gasp* ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME?!?!
Charlie: Lani?
Lani: Yes *hangs up and calls Heather*
Heather: Hello?
Lani: *growls*......No I'm kidding. Hey.
Heather: Um...hello?
Lani: Hey heather its Leilani. What is upeth?
Heather: Is this some kind of joke?
Lani: yes it is *hangs up* *calls Lil and gets voicemail*
Lil: *voicemail* You have just called the awesomest human being alive. Please leave an awesome message for the awesomest person alive and her awesome self will get back to you as soon as she awesomely can
Lani: *hangs up* *gets textmail
Heather: Dude, did you just call me?
Lani: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Heather: Someone called me like 'It's Leilani'
Lani: Well it wasn't me. Sick bastards playing with your mind *calls Ellen*
Ellen: *mumbles in Swedish*
Lani: Oh yeah talk dirty to me Ellen
Ellen: What the...hello?
Lani: Hello Silly Butt Ellen Goosey Bean Hawk Eyes.
Ellen: Leila?
Lani: yes ma'am.
Ellen: OMG LEILA
Lani: Ya know Ellen, if that's the only thing you can say I think I'm gonna go. *hangs up**looks up all Kristen's in her state knowing full well she's not listed*
Random Kris 1: Hello?
Lani: Hi Kris I love you. *hangs up and calls another*
Random Kris 2: Hello
Lani: I'm kinda cheating on you with the other Kris I just called. Her 'hello' was a lot more enthusiastic *hangs up; calls Jenne*
Jenne: *voicemail* *laughter*........Crap, my voice mail....Oh, leave a message...it's Jenne by the way...yeah, leave a message.
Lani: Yeah, your voicemail is almost as awesome as Lil's...*hangs up and calls Lottie*
Lottie's mom: hello?
Lani: Hey, um is Charlotte there?
Lottie's mom: Who is this?
Lani: This is a twenty year old woman calling for your '35 year old daughter with lots of cats'
Lottie's mom: *hangs up*
Lani: *gets textmail*
Heather: No really did you call me?
Lani: Yeah I did.
Heather: Really?
Lani: No.
QUOTES
Lani: Did you know that there is a bible section on fanfiction.net?
Loki: I saw that and wanted to take a look but figured that that would seal my place in hell
Lani: You're going to hell anyway
Loki: Hey, you shut up good.
Loki: No one has seen me angry. There's black man anger, then some other sh!t then some other sh!t then some other sh!t then some preacher going off and then there's me.
Loki: Makes me wanna slap someone. Like slap them so hard it f*cks up their jaw alignment. Their jaw clicks every time they talk.
Lani: *looks at car next to us* Why is he all in her seat like that?
Loki: He's all on the passenger side in her face
Lani: I know, like he's whispering that's he's gonna rape her and sh!t
Loki: That's f*cked up. If I were in a situation like that and he was like 'rape is inevitable' I would f*ck up his face.
Lani: I'd rather get in a car accident than raped.
Loki: I expect nothing less from you. I would lean back in the window and stomp his sh!t
NEWS
My new nephew was born on November 21. His name is Baron which means free man in some language I don't remember. He looks like Yoda.
My uncle is a cry baby who is ultra sensitive and always in my face about some sh!t or another. He was offended when I told him that I don't think this business thing will work out. Then he got mad when I told him I was entitled to my opinion. Punk ass man.
My dad is pretty much made of awesome.
RANDOM
So my mom messed up and suggested that I put my tv back in my room. She edidn't know I had Loki's Xbox.
Apparently my house has a downstairs :roll: Like I didn't know. That's where the kitchen is.
My brother asked my nephew if we could keep the new baby. He smiled and was like "Yes we can keep him." Makes me wonder what would happen if he said no.
Have you ever seen a baby get squirted in the eye with breastmilk? I have. It's hilarious.
Song of the Month: Question by System of a Down. I don't know why.
Black Friday. Sadness. A woman miscarried at a WalMart and was trampled. I don't know which came first but the fact that both happened is pretty messed up. And then some guy get killed at another WalMart. Is it that effin serious?
I was gonna rant about tv...maybe another time.
I was also gonna do some of the best lyrics, IMO, but maybe another time. Yeah
Happy hunting. ;)