...this is for my Charcoal Charlie.

Ok, so the night my friends were unleashed upon our fair city we had a lot of random moments. I care to share.

*at dinner*
Loki: Dude, WTF? *points to buffet*
*we all see some man rubbing on his wife's butt*
Lani: Well ok then
Lysa: Dont just get kinky in front of everyone by some food. Like that's nasty
Lani: He's probably rubbing a bruise on her ass.
Loki: 'Yeah you eat tonight. But when you get home...'
Lysa, Lani, Nels: :lol::cry::lol:

*in Wal-Mart*
Nels: OH I WANT A BOUNCY BALL *takes one out of display**tosses it to me*
Lani: *tosses to Loki in next isle*
Loki: *tosses to Nels*
Nels: *tosses to Lysa in next isle*

Everyone: *mixes ice cream with steak sauce, apple pie, ketchup, and something else*
Lani: I'll give you a ripped up ten dollar bill if you eat that.
Lysa: Um, hell no.
Nels: I'll do it. *takes spoon* *sniffs* Ew.
Loki: *takes a scoop* On three. *counts to three* *eats it*
Nels: *does not*
Lani: Chicken sh!t
Nels: what does it taste like
Loki: Ice cream and then steak sauce
Nels: *eats it**gags*
Lysa: *records*

WARNING: WE WERE IN AN ADULT STORE DURING THIS CONVERSATION. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
*looks at random 'woman self pleasuring' device*
Lani: WTF? What the hell is the difference?
Lysa: I think that instead of reaching down you just move the handle up and down
Loki: So you're not reaching I guess.
Lani: Oh. *nods* Must be better for her back.
Nels: You know, I'm kinda disturbed at this conversation.

*outside adult store leaving to go home*
Lani: *to Loki* Alright dude, I'll meet you at my house.
Lysa: No hug? No kiss?
Lani: Oh I'm sorry. Did I interrupt you guys making out? I didn't mean to.
Lysa: Were you...were you guys gonna kiss? Cuz you know I can leave. I can go.
Lani: *to Loki* Get your girl. Get her.
Loki: I'm gonna leave since I'm feeling the lesbian vibes between yall. I'm just gonna go.

I LOVE YOU SWEETHEART!