Okay, back to the creepy school!

I had this principal who seriously, was weird. First of all he never really "talked" per se. He sang............in showtoons.............>.>

His Hello's always went like this:

Principal: Heeeelllllooo class!!!

Class: *sigh* Hello Mr. Heely.......

Principle: Now what kibd of hello is that??

Class: -_____-

Principle: Fine, then I'll get one of my favorite students to say the "correct" hello......Keeeeeiiraaann!!!!!!

Me: O.O

Principle: Please demonstrate how we PARTY!

Me: O.O

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        O.O

Principle: Don't be shy.................handsome!

Me: um.......heellooo???

Principle: WONDERFUL! YOUR SO WONDERFUL! ISN'T HE CLASS????

Class: 0.o o.0

lol, and that was not all to his weirdness.......

He loved to come in the class while testing. Once, during a practice test he freaked me out..........like this:

Principle whispering: Hello prize pupil!

Me flattered: ^__^

Principle: well, you smell nice!

Me: O.O

Principle: If you need ANYTHIG just come to my office okay! ANYTHING.........cutie........*rubbing my back*

Me: :cry::cry::cry::cry:

Then, once I actually told him my scores and he invited me into his office.............>.>

He was like congratulations! I'm all happy, then all of a sudden he's like right behind me.......words................are the only way I can describe it..........................

Princle standing behind me rubbing my shoulders: I KNEW you could do it.........

Me: wtf?? O.O

Principle:.....................

Me: :cry:

Then this lady comes in the door and said something about a fire drill and he literally leaped back inn his chair. :|

He always did crap like that. He would like come in the locker rooms after football games and be like group hug!

Coincidently someones towel always came off during.........................mines...................O.O

Ah! God...............I can't even write any more!:cry: