what has happened since my 3 weeks off of the interweb? Nothing... just flamewars and eon8 rippoffs.

Have n00bs and 1337 H@xx0rz signed a cease-flame treaty? Never, Flaming each other is life!

Has the soverign nation of SyStEm WaRs ceased to exsist? No, Captain Planet hasn't launched the envasion plans yet.

Has Omni-Slash defeated Emperor GregK to take the Gamespot throne yet? No, their Pokeball's circuts were fried, and they lost their Final Fantasy character coustumes....

Is Uncyclopedia still way better than fake encylopedias? Absolutely. ~ Oscar Wilde

Is American Idiot liek still zamazingly da bezt album everz!!!? No, liek it neva waz...

George Bush = Solidus Snake? You bet your azz... FACT.

The Playstation 3 is still ugly? While being the most powerful console, it is ugly, and it has junky junky junky junk like Blu-Ray ( which prevents poor bastards like me from shellin' out the cash). No MGS 4 for me for a couple of years. Also no X360 or Oblivion either. I'm guessing WII for MII instead.

Ooohhh... ahhhh... I <3 rants.