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Black Friday

Hello! :)

Here is an impossible mission for you -

Eat a bunch of food in ridiculous amounts...

and then get up early the next day to go out and shop like crazy.

:P

Holy cow.

Glad I didn't have to do that.

...oh wait.

:lol:

The yummy irony is that all of my holiday gift shopping is done, yet I had to go out this morning to get actual things that I need.

No escape!

"When Black Friday comes

I'll stand down by the door

And catch the gray men

When they dive from the fourteenth floor

.

When Black Friday comes

I'll collect everything I'm owed

And before my friends find out

I'll be on the road

.

When Black Friday falls

You know it's got to be

Don't let it fall on me

.

When Black Friday comes

I'll fly down to Muswellbrook

Gonna strike all the big red words

From my little black book

.

Gonna do just what I please

Gonna wear no socks and shoes

With nothing to do

But feed all the kangaroos

.

When Black Friday comes

I'll be on that hill

You know I will

.

When Black Friday comes

I'm gonna dig myself a hole

Gonna lay down in it

'Til I satisfy my soul

.

Gonna let the world pass by me

The Archbishop's gonna sanctify me

And if he don't come across

I'm gonna let it roll

.

When Black Friday comes

I'm gonna stake my claim

I guess I'll change my name"

.

Be safe and have fun!