Good morning, and welcome to the Xbox One Transit System.

This automated train is provided for the security and convenience of the Xbox One Research Facility personnel. The time is eight-forty seven A.M... Your current temperature is 99.3 degrees and rising.

. If your intended destination is to play games, you will need to return to the Central Transit hub every 24 hours.

If you have not yet submitted your identity to the retinal clearance system, you must report to Xbox One personel for processing before you will be permitted into the high security gaming branch of the transit system.

 If you have an associate with whom you would like to trade with, please submit their names in writing to  our civilian recruitment division.

Thank you and have a pleasant day.