Ht. 2ft 4in or 73 cm Wt. 18lbs or 8.1466 kg

"Well, here I am! Conker the King... king of all the land! Who'd a thought that? But how did I come to this, you say? And who are those strange fellows that surround my throne? That you also say! Well. It's a long story. Come closer and I'll tell you. It all started... yesterday. And what a day that was! It's what I call... a bad fur day! "Conker

For this month we give Conker from Conker's bad furday the honer. Being the most crude of all the Nintendo characters we cant help but think of him when we have a month that has a holiday that is mainly held as a day to go down to the old pup and get blasted. Conker you brought dirty sayings and nasty game play to a rather fu  cked up generation. We love you

I give conker 9 out of 10. He came from behind and ended up on top.