Visiting the men's room today I approached the urinal much as I would on any other day, only this time something was different. I had two streams instead of one.
Now the ladies may not realize it, but every so often our stream will fire off at an odd angle and we'll have to do some quick course corrections to keep everything aimed in the right direction. Two streams, however, is unprecedented in my experience.
It naturally righted itself and merged as I completed my business, but all the same I was worried at the instant before the two streams became one. Was all life as I knew it about to stop instantaneously and every molecule in my body going to explode at the speed of light? You know, a total protonic reversal?
But all remains right with the universe.
So far.