Apparently, I was rejected by 31160618. After spending four days in an undisclosed location, I awoke in my own bed next to my wife. I was still in my pajamas, but showered and clean after my ordeal, which was tracked publicly by 31160618 (here and here).

I told my wife what happened and she got really upset, calling me a liar, amongst other things. Apparently she had a note that was written and signed by me in my handwriting saying I would be gone on business for a few days. She's pretty mad that I did not contact her, and every time I mention what happened she accuses me of cheating on her.

When I called the police they basically told me I was crazy. Even when I insisted on them sending a car so I could speak with an officer, but the policewoman just nodded her head and took some notes. "We'll look into it," she said. What a load of crap.

You believe me though, right Gamespotters? You believe me that 31160618 isn't just some guy, it's an intelligence, something out of Ghost In The Shell or The Matrix. Sure, it is possible I was just kidnapped by some crazy cult, but it looks like nobody is going to do anything about it, either way. Even the Gamespot moderators laughed at me when I submitted the entries in 31160618's blog for moderation. Kidnapping and imprisonment aren't covered by the Gamespot Terms of Service. Besides, I can't prove anything.

I'm letting it go. Back to real life. Back to taking care of my wife, who's still ticked off at me. Thank God she's having my kids soon, or she not have even taken me back.

All this, and I didn't even do anything.