No, it's not difficult to see because it's blonde and yes, everyone notices. It's not like wearing mismatched socks, it's on your face. Those wisps of hair on your upper lip are staring at us like a lazy eye that follows us around the room. Unlike the aforementioned, however, you can take care of the problem - and it is a problem - if you would only acknowledge that you do indeed have a Lady Mustache.

My apologies to Stacy Prammanasudh

Maybe you truly are oblivious to the hair that has grown in on your upper lip as you've gotten older, to the darkening shadow below your nose that is not the result of the sun reaching its zenith. You produce more androgens than other women (male hormones) or you're simply getting older, but the fact is that you have hair on your upper lip and, unless you plan on moving to an Eastern European nation, you need to take action: permanent action.

Sure, lip waxing will get you by on the cheap for awhile, but we both know that in a week or two your body is going to fight back by making more hair. There is hope, however, in modern technology. Either Electrolysis or Lasers can permanently remove your facial hair.

Electrolysis has been used for years and requires running a current through each hair as it is plucked. Needless to say, it is not a fun process, but it is relatively inexpensive and guaranteed to work.
Lasers are relatively painless and permanent, but may require multiple sessions and can get very expensive.

The good news for us men is that women that produce an abnormal amount of androgens, typically resulting in additional body hair such as the wispy Lady Mustache, also typically corresponds with an increased sex drive. So while she may curse the need to pluck errant nipple hairs, there are fringe benefits to dating The Bearded Lady.

Then again, maybe you will never be able to look at grandma in quite the same way.