Ah yes. Back in 1994, you'd be considered Doctor Spock if you'd be able to use the Internet. Nowadays, you could be considered Doctor Stoopit. Eight reasons why I love the internet, with images. Just because I'm still trying to figure out how to join the Social Club...

1. Google
"We'll find anything your heart desires..."

2. YouTube
"Our video's are crap, yes. Therefor we bring GRADE A POLITICS!"

3. GameFAQs.
"Opinion is something we adore... YOU GOT RICK ROLLED! No, Opinion is the Anti-Christ."

4. GameSpot
"(Insert corruption pun here)"

5. Wikipedia.
"It's a common fact that we simply do not like Americans."

6. Dr. Phil
"Cause I tell you spandex is wrong. Mkay? I'll tell you what, get yo' ass in my slimsuit, and get out of that Compton trash."

7. Photobucket.
"We upload your pictures, you give more booze to the guy who does the descriptions for our photos."

8. Electronic Arts.
"Greed for the lack of better word, is good. And yes, we do impersonate Michael Douglas on a daily basis."

Damn shame I had to blur that word out. Felt like treason. If you can make an offensive word out of Biieh, lemme know... Don't be so tightassed, please.