GAME TACTICS 101 - EPIC ASSPLOSIONS, wait... GRENADES.
What gains you the most kills? No, it ain't your trigger finger. It aint your horrible aiming skill. It's that little ball shaped thing with a pin in it that goes boom when thrown.

Ask yourself; Do you know what it's original purpose was in life? It's to 'flush' out enemies who are camping out behind cover.

I bet I just learned 1.4 million gamers a new thing in life...

Now, seeing as we live in the internet era; The purpose of grenades in video games is to 'Spam' your enemy until he's on low enough health to take him down with your horrible aiming.

Something that only a few people actually did, trowing grenades to either numb a enemy down, or you just trow one over a building hoping for an easy kill; Until Halo 3 gave those who just can't fire that Fisher-Price gun accuratly enough to kill a person a new way to become great and mighty.

Enemy sighted? Trow the two 'nades you got, hopefully you got him right there. If not, he'll be at such low health that even with your skill - He'll be down in a second. That way, the kiddies who couldn't get one kill; Now can stop whining, and kill endless of enemies for as long as they get grenades.

The people at Infinity Ward have most likely learned from Halo 3, whom developed Russian enemies that'll spam you with grenades as if the New York Yankees are snowballin' the the Junior League. "Are they throwin' snowballs?" - "Nah, they're apperiantly packed with 85 grenades a person."

So, they've also given your online CoD4 character the ability to throw 'nades as if you're Derek Jeter himself. Being able to throw a grenade over two three story buildings, in three seconds, so the poor bastard on the other side will die as the thing goes down.

Basically? Why shoot your enemy, while you can first pelt him with grenades? Exactly. Why throw at sight, when you can expect the enemy to leave a building, 35 yards away, when there's three four-story buildings inbetween - You just become Derek Jeter, and throw it over the buildings. If he lives, just camp out and screw him twice with your amazing camping skills.

Grenades...
Giving those who suck, a reason to be less sucky.

(I know, it ain't rushing. I will get back to it...)

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