I'm still working my ass off scripting Drive or Die's engine, and while my boss is sitting in the room next to mewhich window barricaded by seventytwo pages of clas.sic Playboy's, Top Gear Magazines and Sports Weekly, that'll keep his attention off me. So, I dumped all of the data on a USB stick, and I continue it overhere on work, cause staring at those Black 'n White TV's is useless, and I've done all the bookmaking already. Anyway, another one of the X words...

Janco Partners Analyst: GTAIV can outsell Halo 3 with five million copies in the first week, after analysing the hype, sales of San Andreas and sales of Halo 3.
Winston Partners Analyst: It's the element of suprise that keeps Grand Theft Auto so high in the air.
Jack Thompson: *trows a brick through the front door window, and rushes in after it* VIOLENCE! BOYCOTT! MATURE!
Janco Partners Analyst: We forgot to mention, everytime somebody buys a copy of GTA, they smack Thompson in the face.
Jack Thompson: Who slapped me!?
Janco Partners Analyst: See?
Winston Partners Analyst: No, he's just senile.
Janco Partners Analyst: Oh right? And what if I trow a pair of flowers at him, will it make him go insane? *laughs*
Jack Thompson: FLOWERS FOR JACK? SUED!!!! YOU'RE SUED! I DON'T NEED THESE SIGNS OF SARCASTIC HATRED!
Winston Partners Analyst: We'll see you in Tampa, Jack. Anyway, Mike, it's the senile halfassed world around Grand Theft Auto that makes it worth buying. It's a liberal smack against the cheek with every purchase. Like, Alabama. Houser hasn't got a thing to do with the hype.
Jack Thompson:HOUSER? SUED!
Janco Partners Analyst: *shrugs* So, marketing campaign on Canal St, element of suprise, and being as liberal as it gets? Phil, my rival analyst; Halo's dust n' bones compared to GTA.
Jack Thompson: DUST AND BONES!? POLICE MURDER?
Winston Partners Analyst: *gives Jack the finger* Gold.

Liberal. Cop Killing. Jack Thompson. Grand Theft Auto has no chance of losing.