Sorry, but I am enjoying writing these just too much. I've been writing GameID's for Drive or Die for about five days now, and I've got about any achievement script and about half of the mission trigger script written. That's sadly enough, not even 2% of what I have to script... So, deal with it.

SONY PR: Look at these ratings!
SONY Console Gaming Chief: Look at my face, do I look like I give a damn?
SONY PR: No, but that face'sa true expression of stupidity.
SONY Console Gaming Chief: How so?
SONY PR: Cause, when you mentioned that dropping the prices of the 60 gigabyte models, and inmediatly discontinueing the model line with it, along with introducing a still-at-600-bucks 80 gigabyte model, you said and I quote "These dumbasses will love us all... And we still get our money... EAT THAT GATES!". Along with that spooky Frankenstein's evil "Bwah Bwah Bwah" tune running on an old 8-track on the background.
SONY Console Gaming Chief: Sh*t.
SONY PR: Also, this red arrow going down is the interest of the gamer into the PS3, and this green, yellow and white arrow that's going up is the X360.
SONY Console Gaming Chief: Oh sh*tties.
SONY PR: In your words; Evil mastermind billionaire Gates is kicking our asses.
SONY Console Gaming Chief: DROP THEM PRICES! WE SHALL RULE THIS WORLD.
SONY PR: And, I forgot to mention. Our previous Customer Interest slash Public Relations guy, y'know, that dude who checked up on rival consoles prices, interest and sales,Pogo-The-Monkey, he's fired.
SONY Console Gaming Chief: Well goddamnit! He was a helluva' chimpanzee, you know!

After four screw ups, they finally realised that their lame marketing strategies were as obvious as a slap in the face. And yes, I am working on Drive or Die's Mechanical Script; Good stuffz...