Yeah, if only Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare was an apple, and this was 1598, the title would've been more fitting.

Y'know, I always wanted the last camo in the line for the shotguns. And when I stopped playing Call of Duty 4 as GTAIV came, I was only 28 headshots with the pump-action W1200 away from gaining the golden camo. And lately I got extremely bored of GTAIV - And not wanting to play through the crapfest-oh-so-loved-by-VanOrd Assassin's Creed; I figured I'd kill another controller for the "bling".

Hell, it was 1AM EST when I started playing, teaming up with this fella' from Illinois that kept saying "What the hell are you doing on this late?". Irony.

By 3AM, I got the damn camo. And that's the turning point of where my controller will soon gain an unfortunate death.

There's only one reason why I'm actually enjoying the game;

I'm playing like the traditional USMC in Iraq. You charge, you kill one or two, you die, you laugh. Oh, and against all odds, you use shotguns at every instance. Whether it's a sniper map, or a map where assault rifles have the upper hand, I always kill as many people with the shotgun, and die as many times while I'm at it.

My Kill/Death Ratio lies 10 kills to 9 deaths per game.

Hell, I can enjoy those ten kills. Nine times the chance that my controller would've gotten a slingshot of a *****slap, and fly around the room. Being attached by a cable, it'll end up to ricochet back at me and smack me in the face.

Boomsticks, gorey deaths, dying like a patriot and when controllers attack.

Ain't Call of Duty 4 a blast?