So, basically here I am. I been goin' straight up crazy as hell...but that's a whole different story.

Let me tell you about what goes on here. I'm sitting here in my underwear and a pink tank top. My undies are sooo adorable..they're yellow and that's all I'm gonna say, they're hard to describe! They're the boy shorts kind, I'm not gonna lie..my booty works it in them! ;) Woot!

I've decided that drinking and I aren't the best of friends anymore. Especially vodka and then I sang the song Freak Me by Silk...I love that frickin' song..it's so good to dance to..however, the selection was slim..in fact, it was zero. I was just like, no. Not so much. I also realized something. I sat down and was just lookin' round the dance floor and there is this dude sittin' across from me..HOT AS HELL, he's a bouncer and his girlfriend is just as freakin' hot. She's realll tall, like 5'10 or 5'11. She has I swear, the hottest legs I've ever seen on a female in my life. She was wearin this little tiny skirt and it was like watching porn. Okay, not that extreme..she was all on him, and when two hot people are on each other..it's just on FIRE.

I don't know where I was going with that..there is another story, however. Jeremy.."My favorite gay boy at the club" was dancing w/me and he's like, "Ohh guuuurl. If only you had a penis the things I would do to you." I was like, "I can buy one." HAHAHHAHAHA! He was like, "Just look at yourself, just take a looksy. Why aren't you TAKEN?" I was like, "I don't wanna be, that's why." he was all like, "The men should be flocking to you like worshippers." Then he smacked my ass and we basically danced for 3 more hours, until some a-hole threw his glass on the floor right at my damn feet, it shattered all over my feet..so I had glass and beer all over me. Since I'm sweet on having glass stuck in me..

I was all sorts of drunk later. We went to the after party..it was at Sara's apartment..I met her last weekend..and now I'm VIP. She's this HILARIOUS black lady who's in her 30's. She made some of the best food I ever ate in my life..chicken. Chicken and hot sauce, a whole bottle, OH, and with dill pickles too. I remembered this just now..this black bear pulled a peice of fried chicken out of his pocket at the club last night!!! LOL! :lol::lol: Anyways..all these people showed up to her apartment and she was like, "No. No. No. Start up your engines and get the hell outta here! This sh!t VIP only. I don't know you!" THis kid in a military outfit showed up..shes like, "What are you doing here?" He's like, "I'm here for the after party.." and she done looked at him and said, "I salute you, but you ain't comin' in my motherf*ckin' house!" Hahahaha!

So, now that I'm done with that. ABby had sex with Daddy D!ck last night. His name is DD which stands for Daddy D!ck..yea, he made her call her that while the action was going down. His weewee..well, that be huge. I saw a picture. :lol:

Gotta go for now..I'll put pics up later. Noah! I miss you! Come back to me soon! :)

Oh! I got a car! Yay!

I love you :oops:
Britty!