Jun 8, 2007 10:13 pm GMT -4"June 8, 2007 - Mankind is not a patient species. We are ravenous with desire and hunger, but unlike the world's other great predators (who must stalk and outwit its prey), our omnivorous genetic design allows us instant access to gratification with just the stretching of our muscular limbs and a grasping of our opposable thumbs to take that which the world proffers. Unless the universe one day proves otherwise, we are what this planet was created for, and we are by creation designed to take, to have, to not be denied all that we covet.
It is without the need to be said, then, that the agonizing wait for the release of the official box art for Halo 3 has been a trial of endurance set against our kind. To not be given the opportunity to have this box art upon the very moment the idea of craving official box art was first imprinted in our brains -- the exact date being the 16th of May in the year Two Thousand and Five -- is to deny us all that it is to be a human being. Are we not Man? Is Man not created to be able? What is life if Man is no longer what Man was made to be?
And then, the world was set right again. And then, Microsoft did raze this gauntlet challenging our fortitude. And then, it alighted upon us, the Box Art of the Halo 3. And thus was the world once again free to turn in a universe of planets and stars and righteousness."
Comments? I think it looks great. :D Of course, I may also be a little biased. >_>
Edit: Actually, this may not be official. I just checked Bungie.com and they had no mention of the box art. Hoax? Possibly. I'll try to do a little more digging.
Dutch_Mix
I don't like it... hell where is the number 3?
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