Situation: Mum has just come back from parent's evening at school, stating my teachers were complaining that I talk too much about games in class. My parents already hate my PlayStation 3 and have some sort of theory that it is the root of all evil. They haven't said anything at the moment, but I am in risk of them confiscating the bloody thing- EVIL! My grades at the moment are a bit "off"... but I don't think that confiscation of the only sane thing in the house is the way to get my grades up.

I NEED YOU... to help me devise a plan, so genius that my parents will not take the PlayStation. It's gonna be hard, but I may be able to do it.

NOTE: Actually trying harder in school is not an option!