Daaaayum we know this game is going to be crap but now it'll look like doo doo also smh
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Zafina should be number 1Man, the next coming year is going nuts with video game releases. How the hell are we going to find time to get our mitts on so many games at once: Mirror's Edge, Prince of Persia, the new Castlevania on DS, Tekken 6, and the next round of Final Fantasy games? There's only one saving light in this glut of gaming goodness -- new video game babes! Have we made tons of "hottie-centric" lists before, with tons of the busty, beautiful girls we all know and love? Sure... but there's fresh booty coming to our consoles!
#13: Zafina
Debuting Video Game: Tekken 6 (PS3, X360, Arcade)
As one of the newest characters joining the tournament, Zafina is going to fill out the huge roster of Tekken 6. We're sure that her background story will be as ridiculous as every other Tekken character -- I think she's from Egypt or something. But who pays attention to that stuff anyway?
#12: Violette Summer
Debuting Video Game: Velvet Assassin (PC, X360)
The main starlet of Velvet Assassin is actually based on the real-life WWII spy Violette Reine Elizabeth Bushell Szabo, making her one woman you definitely wouldn't want to cross. Finally, a war game where we're not playing a GI-Joe and an invincible band of grunts. 'Cause haven't we always wanted more ass-kicking femmes in our World War II games
#11: Laura the Jeweler
Debuting Video Game: Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia (DS)
Did we just blow your mind? Sure, Laura may just be a side character, but one look at her goods and you'll definitely want to take on all her quests. Why can't every Castlevania game be filled with curvy women, instead of Japanese pretty boys who look like teenage girls?
#10: Lightning
Debuting Video Game: Final Fantasy XIII (PS3, X360)
This leading lady of the newest Final Fantasy definitely wins the "hot body, weird name" category. Too bad her game isn't coming out any time soon. In fact, we're not so convinced that this so-called game even exists, Square Enix.
#9: Kara
Debuting Video Game: White Knight Chronicles (PS3)
Video Game Babe Number 9 is actually a complete mystery to us, just like Lightning. Is she a sexy ally or a sultry new enemy? All we know is that White Knight Chronicles is going to suck up a lot of our free time when it actually gets its ass across the ocean.
#8: Reimi Saionji
Debuting Video Game: Star Ocean: The Last Hope (X360)
You can't a have a good Japanese RPG without a few key ingredients. You gotta have ridiculously high graphical trailers that won't live up to the real game, a release date anywhere from 3 to 10 years in the future, and plenty of not-quite-jailbait shoujo booty for your party. Oh, and we're totally expecting an obligatory bath house cutscene.
#7: Zoey
Debuting Video Game: Left 4 Dead (PC, X360)
Guns? Check. Hordes of horrifying, flesh-eating zombies? Double check. Female booty in danger of getting the skin ripped off her ripe, supple body? Oh yeah. We're more than ready for Left 4 Dead.
#6: Aya
Debuting Video Game: Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad (X360)
Okay, we're pissed. Someone totally stole our idea for this game. Sure, we've gotten hammered during a zombie movie or two and talked about how awesome it would be if all the female leads were bikini-wearing samurai cowgirls, but we didn't anyone was actually going to do it! I swear our offices are bugged. It's the only explanation.
#5: Faith
Debuting Video Game: Mirror's Edge (X360)
Despite having one of the smallest racks I've seen on any leading female video game character, Faith wins us over by kicking ass and taking names in Mirror's Edge. One minute she's running across a building scaffold, then the next, she's flipping a shotgun out of a guy's hand and taking his head off with it -- Bad. Ass. And those tattoos are pretty hot.
#4: Sheva
Debuting Video Game: Resident Evil 5 (PS3, X360)
Like we just mentioned, a girl who can handle a shotgun is tops in our book. Sheva's not just hot either -- we've seen her dispatch hordes of zombies (or whatever the Hell those villagers are) with ease. We're looking forward to seeing some real tag-team action when Resident Evil 5 crawls its way into our hands.
#3: Shanoa
Debuting Video Game: Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia (DS)
Bet you guys were wondering when Shanoa was going to show up, huh? This vampire killer is easily the sexiest, most important woman to enter Dracula's castle since the days of Sonia Belmont -- and we can already tell that Shanoa's a ruthless slayer. Being able to carve your way through an entire castle of undead isn't easy, and we're glad that this time, we get to beat down Castlevania with a hot gothic girl on the screen.
#2: Elika
Debuting Video Game: Prince of Persia (PS3, X360, PC)
Well played, Ubisoft. You want to reboot the series? Want to pretend that the second Prince of Persia game in the Sands Trilogy never happened? OK, we'll play ball. After all, this sexy new character looks even more powerful than the prince himself -- and we don't mind that one bit.
#1: Bayonetta
Debuting Video Game: Bayonetta (PS3, X360)We're not really sure if Bayonetta's gun-toting witch character has a name, but who cares? Her clothing is made of her hair. You know what that means, right? Technically, the Bayonetta witch is always running around in the buff. That's reason enough for us to be drooling over this game.
But don't just take our word for it! Watch this trailer, and just try not falling love. We DARE you.
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