Stranger: u come to england and ill **** u in public You: hmmm Stranger: u like You: WARNING! You have just been reported to an elite cyber police force composed of peoples of many different nationalities for trying solicit a minor over the internet. This is a DIRECT violation of the 23rd amendment. Your computer is about to be seized. Omegle has been happy to record this conversation and hand over your details to our central office in Rhode Island. If you feel that this is entrapment, please send your complaints towards 678-999-8212. Our operators will be happy to assisst you. Your conversational partner has disconnected. /See! It sounds so "official" !!!
[QUOTE="CHLOROFOM_RAG"]Guys? Can we use this, WARNING! You have just been reported to the FBI for tyring solicit a minor over the internet. This is a DIRECT violation of the 23rd amendment. Your computer is about to be seized. Omegle has been happy to record this conversation and hand over your details to our central office in Rhode Island. If you feel that this is entrapment, please send your complaints towards 6789998212. Our operators will be happy to assisst you. As our official Cyber police "motto"?SideSwipes
One typo, and the phone number needs some dashes in between the numbers. But aside from that, looks good.
Guys? Can we use this, WARNING! You have just been reported to an elite cyber police force composed of peoples of many different nationalities for tyring solicit a minor over the internet. This is a DIRECT violation of the 23rd amendment. Your computer is about to be seized. Omegle has been happy to record this conversation and hand over your details to our central office in Rhode Island. If you feel that this is entrapment, please send your complaints towards 6789998212. Our operators will be happy to assisst you. As our official Cyber police "motto"?
Stranger: hey You: hey Stranger: asl? You: 16/f/miami You: wanna see me on webcam? :P You: i'm horny! Stranger: 18m from turkey Stranger: thats great news lol You: wanna see me naked and wet like the ocean? Stranger: yup Stranger: i wanna see u You: wanna see me beat it off like monkeys in heat? You: :P Stranger: can i see ur pic? You: WARNING! You have just been reported to the FBI for tyring solicit a minor over the internets. Your computer is about to be seized. *Your conversational partner has disconnected*
Stranger: right now, you are not appealing at all Stranger: you sound like a desperate whore Stranger: which, im sure is true You: :( Stranger: so Stranger: maybe tone it down You: how? Stranger: if you enjoy showing yourself to strangers, well thats just disgusting Stranger: but please please please dont be so desperate You: i just wanna hear them get wet when i get wet Stranger: thats disgusting Stranger: get a life
a lot of people in power sold out to them, especially in music. The BET awards and the Grammys have so much of the Illuminati's propaganda on their it's ridiculous. The skull and crossbones on people's clothing is an influence of their power and anything similar to a seeing eye (on the dollar bill) and the prymaids are all a slient influence from the terrible power they have gain here. Even the sign most presidents throw up resembling devil horns is a way of showing their allegence to the illuminati's cause. I even saw granddad from the boondocks throwing that sign up in the weed episode when he was eating cereal with the boys. Keep urs eyes open and educate ur mind the mf's and power are trying to bury us.
You: i have a low fat body percentage You: it really doe suck when you have fat on your stomach You: u have to work like twice as har Stranger: i know Stranger: Im tired of having fat Stranger: **** off you fat You: loll :P Stranger: FINE! ill burn you off you bastard! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
You: bored Stranger: hi You: u a guy or girl? You: well I'm neither bro You: Im sexless You: I'm eternal You: and I exist outside the space and time continuum You: I am a cosmic diety Stranger: in a worm hole? You: o.o Stranger: with morgan freeman? You: no You: with Xzibit Stranger: so i heard you like worm holes Stranger: so we put a worm hole in your worm hole You: Yo dawg I heard you like distorting the space and time continuum so we put a flux capicitor in a flux capacitor so you can distort the space and time continuum while you distortin the space and time continuum!
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