If you know a single Friends reference, then you've heard of "The List". The one where you're allowed five people (of the famous variety) that you can have sex with and effectively "get out free" with the person you're dating. The rules are that they can't consist of everyday people, and it can't change to cater to a famous person you've just met. In my version of the list, I include a sixth choice, a person of the same sex, because hey, cheating is cheating.

The hard part is getting them to sleep with you.

For many years, my list has been fixed, but after a marathon session of Grey's Anatomy, I've finally decided to make a rather significant change. Gone are two major players with whom my interest was at one time, most deep. Trent Reznor because I know for a fact that he is at least four inches shorter than I am and Angelina Jolie who is just so weird and cliche at this point that I'd rather go back to my first female crush.

1. Vin Diesel
2. Johnny Depp
3. Jason Statham
4. Patrick Dempsey
5. Colin Firth

6. Gina Gershon

P.S. I am half kidding. While I don't want to come off as starstruck or vapid, I'm not exactly going to kick any of these people out of bed should they ever decide to fall in love with me. Anyway, since I did it, now you can totally make one, and put it down here for posterity, so that future spouses and SOs will have proof in writing... you know, just in case.