There's just no denying it. Jane is my wife. I'm her kitty. I'm a hungry and jealous cat. It's the truth I'm afraid.

If there's one thing that I desire, I shall say, is that I get all the meow mix that I want. After-all, it's a hard life being a cat. Getting unlimited food is essential these days.

I love you my wife. My beautiful bunny. Mrs. Calderon. I love you Jane. Meow.

---Manuel *morris the cat*