No not those keys, i'm talking about my keyboard. You see, it was a quarter past Christmas and I had this idea that it would be fun to switch my keys around and see if I still could type. It turns out keys can be very fragile, and once you nudge them out they won't always be willing to get back in. When I realized what pickle i had gotten myself into, it was too late and as a result, I was now five keys short. A few weeks later, at school, I bought a Red Bull from the school cafeteria and was surprised to learn how sticky that Sh*t gets once my friend startled me causing me to drop it, you guessed it, in my keys. I could not bear the stickiness haunting me every time I pushed the keys, so I got rid of them as well. Now i'm 12 keys short, but expecting to receive the spare keyboard I bought on eBay for $4 sometime tomorrow. There's no way that's gonna bite me inn the ass.